Phoenix Pact Into The Marvel Universe Volume #1 [Satire]

Issue #8 - Fight or Fright(Currently Being Revised)

*Before*
*Black Cat was sitting on a stool in a run down bar filled with super villains and criminals casually walking about. She was on the phone waiting for someone to pick up as she leaned her back onto the counter*

[Smoke Screen (On Phone): Black Cat?]
Black Cat: So I heard you wanted to make a deal...
[Smoke Screen (On Phone): Well yes but first you must know the back story to all of this.]

*Black Cat rolled her eyes and blew out a sigh*
[Smoke Screen (On Phone): I was in a slump after trying to get back in the gambling scene...so I did what anyone would do...turn to drugs...After that!...I was successful, shot someone which I thought I was going to go to jail for but nothing came out of that- but those fools who called themselves the Phoenix Pact! Had humiliated me! And now...DEA agents are starting to appear around the area! I need them crushed...do so however you see fit!]
Black Cat: Alright...so how much did you want me to beat them up for?
[Smoke Screen (On Phone): Oh and uhm...before we talk about pay...I must know... Do you have Deadpool's number?]

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*Present*

*Brrring*
*Deadpool barged inside the convenient store with a pistol in hand*

Deadpool: Did someone ring!?

*No one seemed to be inside the store as Deadpool slowly stepped further inside and peered around the isles*

Deadpool: It's me Deadpool...just came to get my cameo out of the way.

*A small metallic ball rolled under Deadpool as he picked it up*

Deadpool: Oh!? Is this candy?

*A smoke burst from the ball as it knocked Deadpool out. He fell to the floor as Arctic and Sparky  slowly gotten out from the back isle*

Sparky: Whoa, that was really easy.
Arctic: What's with his voice, does he ever clear his throat?

*Deadpool slowly came to as he slowly got back up*

Deadpool: Ya cancer will do that to you...besides it's not that bad.
Sparky: Oh wow cancer, I feel sorry for you man.

*Deadpool was up as he brushed himself off*

Deadpool: So where was I?

*Arctic frozen all but Deadpool's neck as Deadpool struggled to break free of the ice. He then loudly sighed as he turned his head toward Arctic*

Deadpool: I know we just met but can you both break the ice with me?

*Sparky and Arctic looked at each other as Sparky smirked at Arctic. Arctic nodded to Deadpool while Sparky leaned onto the ice*

Sparky: Alright my name is Sparky and his is Arctic, and what's yours...ice sickle?
Deadpool: It's Deadpool spark plug...wait is Sparky seriously your name?

*Sparky snickered to himself as he pointed to Arctic and then to Deadpool*

Sparky: If you and Arctic were to merge, you should call yourselves Dead Cool.

*Sparky laughed  hysterically as Arctic slowly shook his head. Deadpool just stared at him as he then turned to Arctic*

Deadpool: You know, instead of killing both of you...I'll just settle for him.