bnha reacts to ships

Tsuyu x Deku/Tsudeku

Tsuyu: I don't understand *ribbit* 

Deku: I really don't think-

Mina: OMG it's absolutely ADORABLE! They would be sooo good together, buuuuttt! DEKU IS MEANT FOR URARAKA! though....I don't really see Tsu and Deku interact all that much...so.....

Tsuyu: I already said *ribbit* that I'm not interested in romance at the moment. I don't understand why people keep shipping me with random people from the class. *ribbit* I don't even have daily interactions with Mydoria.

Ochako: OH I agree with Tsu hehe *nervous laughter* I mean its not like I'm against it or anything but I can't really see it happening and like Tsu said they have minimal interaction and all that kind of stuff but again it's not like I have anything against it-

Mina: Ochako dear, you're rambling a bit. 

Momo: All of these ships are starting to get confusing...I wonder how any more there are....

Todoroki: I agree with Yaoyorozu-

Mina: YES! TWO TIMES IN A ROW!

Todoroki: Mina you are seriously re-

Mina: SHUT YOUR MOUTH HALF AND HALF. *hisses* Let me have this. 

Bakugou: THAT'S MY FUCKING NAME DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YOU IMPOSTER.

Momo: Back to Tsudeku, It seems unlikely but not undesirable. Tsuyu seems very calm and her natural tendencies toward logic and reasoning seem like a great match for Deku's sweet, subdued personality. However, this ship doesn't seem logical in terms of realism. 

Kaminari: Yaomomo always taking the logical approach when it comes to ships. Why can't you just ship it cause it's cute.

Todoroki: While you make a good point, Kaminari, Momo also had a good point. It doesn't make sense to spend time shipping something that will never happen. Especially if the two people both confirm that there are no romantic feelings between them. 

Kaminari: BOi. Don't you LecTUre ME about what to ship. KAMINARI IS THE ULTIMATE SHIPPER, BITCH. 

Unicorn-Flowers: BITCH, WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT "WE DO NOT SAY BITCH".

Tsuyu: Can we move on before Kaminari and Todoroki get into a feud?

Unicorn-Flowers: As you wish.