Momo: Aww how cute! I think they would be just lovely together, they're already such good friends as it is!
Mina: Hey I totally ship it. I mean, Kendo is definitely too hot for him, but they're still cute together.
Tetsutetsu: Hey! Kendo is not too hot for me! I'm too hot for her!
Mina: Oh huny, you're not.
Kendo: She's only saying things that are true Tetsutetsu... You can't blame her for spitting straight facts.
Kendo + Mina: *throws on shades and fist bumps*
Tetsutetsu: Kiri they're teaming up on me it's not fair!
Kirishima: Dude, you know I've got your back cause you're mah dude, but Mina is also kind of my dude-
Mina: You're dude, seriously. More like your girl.
Kaminari: SHUT THE ACTUAL HELL UP MINA-
Tetsutetsu: What do you care about your stupid ships right now?! I'm being socially murdered by Mina and Kendo and none of you are doing anything to stop it. *in tears*
Toru: But Tetsutetsu, you see, the thing is that they're right.
Tetsutetsu: Oh not you to invisible chick! Someone get me out of here!
Ochako: -ahem- but if we're actually talking about the ship here, I think they're super cute together. I mean, I feel like there might be a bit of an uneven power dynamic but...
Mina: You're right, Kendo is definitely a top.
Kendo: *BLUSH* W-What?!
Mina: girl, it's no big deal. Every relationship has a top and a bottom. for instance: I'm obviously the top between me and Kiri,
Kirishima: Wait hold on-
Mina: Todoroki acts like a top but he's secretly the bottom and Momo seems like she a bottom but she's actually a top.
Todoroki: Wait. The top of what? I may be missing something, but last time I checked I'm taller than Momo.
Jiro: *scoffs* Yeah by one inch.
Mina: Oh poor innocent little Todoroki. Then there's Ochako and Izuku who are both bottoms (good luck with that one guys), and Jiro is the top compared to Kaminari-
Kaminari: BAKUGOU IS TOP IT'S CANON.
Mina: In what world? Anyways, even if Kiriabaku did happen, Kirishima would definitely be the top.
Unicorn-Flowers: Well this be some weird shit
Mina: And you can't convince me that Toru isn't the top between her and Ojiro-
Kaminari: Why are all the tops girls?
Mina: Becuase all the guys in our class are fucking spineless cowards when it comes to both romantic and (probably) sexual situations. But y'know. No reason.
Mineta: I'm not-
Unicorn-Flowers: HOLY SHIT. EVERYBODY MAKE A RUN FOR IT MINETA IS BACK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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bnha reacts to ships
Fanfictiona ship reaction book! starring ;; class a! as wonderful little shits. class b! as equally wonderful little shits. and assorted others! as tired motherfuckers. --- disclaimer: i don't own bnha
