Dabi x Momo

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Todoroki: WHAT THE FUCK. NO. FUCKING WAY.

Mina: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK. NO. FUCKING WAY. Also, jealous Todoroki? *wink wink*

Todoroki: This fucked up shit needs to burn.

Jirou: Wow, um, you're swearing quite a lot there aren't ya bud.

Bakugou: I FUCKIN' HATE TO SAY IT BUT I ACUTALLY AGREE WITH THAT HALF AND HALF BASTARD OVER THERE VILLAIN HERO SHIPS WILL ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE FUCKING PIECES OF FLAMING FUCKING GARBAGE. 

Ochako: I have to say that I acutally agree with Bakugou here. Villain ships are bad enough, but when you start shipping them with heros it crosses a line for me. 

Kaminari: You twisted bitch! This is so messed up I don't even have words for it!

Unicorn-Flowers: Well, geez sorry, I was just doing it for a user. You know I promised not to deny any request. 

Turo: Yeah, well you should have fucin' denied this one Author-Chan.

Sero: I....dunno...


I...


Acutally...


Might.....



No, I can't do it, no matter how open-minded I try to be I cant ship that shriveled up bastard with someone as beautiful and pure as Momo.

Deku: Careful there calling her beautiful, Sero, Todoroki might rip out your throat-

Todoroki: *ice-cold death glare*

Deku: I WAS JOKING PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

Mineta: Wow, the first ship I acutally like-

Unicorn-Flowers: FUCK ITS BACK EVERYBODY RUN. SOMEONE BURN IT. 

Mina, Toru, Kaminari, Sero, Ochako, Jirou: *SCREAM*

Bakugou: *grabbing a lighter*

Deku: *hiding under a desk*

Todoroki: *already setting random shit on fire* 

Momo, standing calmly among the chaos: Well, mass panic seems to have ensued.


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