Iida x Momo

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Momo: Why do so many of these involve me?

Tsuyu: Cause you're hot. 

Mina: She's not wrong.

Turo: Yeah. They do be kinda right though. 

Iida: PROPSTEROUS! I would never engage in a romantic relationship with someone in my class! That would be absolutely inappropriate!

Deku: Wait, why? Isn't school where you're supposed to meet your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other?

Ochako: Yeah...I thought that too...

Iida: All of you are bafoons of the highest order!

Bakugou: FINALLY THAT FOUR-EYED BASTARD AND I CAN AGREE ON SOMETHING, EXCEPT I THINK THE CORRECT TERM IS DICKS-FOR-BRAINS. 

Todoroki: I don't like this. 

Mina: OF COURSE YOU DON'T. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST CUT THE GODDAMN ACT.

Todoroki: Why are you yelling at me? You're starting to sound like Bakugou-

Mina: Oh I can be much worse than Bakugou, Hunny. you'll never see it coming.

Sero: Ugh, and you burden us again with yet another straight ship. Author-chan. Come on. This shit is getting old. And why do you keep doing Momo ships? Hasn't the poor girl been through enough? 

Momo: I'm inclined to agree with Sero on this on Author-chan... *nervous laughter*

Unicorn-Flowers: Sorry, Momo, darling, as much as I worship you (Momo for best girl 2020), I cannot deny a request of a viewer, in this case: @MaxedOutWithPinkTwo. Thanks for reading btw!

Sero: Are you seriously doing reader shoutouts in hte middle of this shitstorm?

Unicorn-Flowers: Why are you such a little shit, Sero? 

Sero: I don't know why are you such a little bitch, Author-chan?

Unicorn-Flowers: All right, that's it, that's the last straw. SERO YOU'RE FUCKING BANNED. 

Sero: Wait, hold o-

Unicorn-Flowers: Well, with that all taken care of, I must apologize. It seems we have run out of time for this particular ship and we have quite a lot more to get to. So, onto the next ship!


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