Mina: OMG They would be so cute! That's the lady from the provisional licensing exam right? She was gorgeous, like damn Aizawa sensei, score.
Emi: You're so kind! Well now you kind of have to ask me out, ay Eraser! *cackling laughter*
Aizawa: Enough with these. I'm not asking anyone out any time soon.
Momo: Hmmm... A beautiful woman from Aizawa sensei's past? Seems like a great love story...
Aizawa: Stop making it sound so mysterious and romantic. I knew her from my past. We worked together at a hero agency and we were friends, but that's as far as our relationship goes. I already have twenty one children to take care of. No need to make it twenty two.
Emi: HA! Good old Aizawa with the classic dig at my maturity.
Aizawa: I was serious.
Hagakure: But OMG the dynamic I LOVE IT??? How can you say you're not meant to be together when there are the quips and the comebacks ??? Plus I'm pretty sure Eri would just fall IN LOVE with Ms. Joke. Right Eri?
Eri: Miss Joke?
Mina: She has lots of pretty hair for you to braid and she makes the best jokes!
Eri: Is she my new mommy?! *SMILE*
Aizawa: NO. She is not your mommy, you don't have a mommy.
Eri: I don't...? *sniffle*
Jirou: Good job Aizawa sensei, you made her cry.
Emi: Cheer up Eri-chan! Do you want to hear a joke?
Eri: JOKE! JOKE!
Emi: Okay, Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Eri: *wide eyed* Why?!
Emi: Because he Neverlands! *Hysterical laughter*
Eri: *Hysterical laughter*
Aizawa: You've corrupted my child.
Mina: YOU GUYS WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT FAMILY. Please get married!
Aizawa: To her? Never.
Eri: Mommy Mommy!
Momo: Popular vote says you should.
Kaminari: I dunno, I think Erasermic was better...
Aizawa: No, it wasn't. They're both equally terrible and there's no way I'm going to get married any time soon. Don't forget I have the ability to expel you.
Mina: Eh, it's worth it. Worse comes to worse I can become a famous dancer anyways. You got nothin' on me and Imma ship Eraserjoke if I want to.
Sero: I'm with Kami on this one. Erasermic is clearly the superior ship. They have so much more history.
Momo: Actually, that's false. If you quote Aizawa sensei's words than he met Miss Joke long before he knew Present Mic. If you're playing the history card Eraserjoke beats out Erasermic.
Kaminari: Yeah, but they have way more chemistry than Eraserjoke.
Mina: FALSE FACTS. Aizawa spends ninety percent of his time avoiding Present Mic anyways and yeah, so what maybe they're friends. Me and Sero are friends it's not like I'm ready to jump his bones or anything.
Aizawa: You're all little shits you know that?
Momo: We love you too Aizawa sensei!
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay well this is getting long so, were going to move onto the next ship, but why can't we have educated debates like this more often in this strange book? That's kind of the reason I made this, so, if you could kick the structured arguments up a notch and tone down the memes that would be great.
Sero: And still I retain Author-Chan: You suck.
Kaminari: Yeah, agreed.
Unicorn-Flowers: Why thank you Sero, Kaminari.
Sero: That wasn't a compliment.
Unicorn-Flowers: Yeah, but I heard that if you put a positive spin on things it makes the PAIN LESS INTENSE.
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bnha reacts to ships
Fanfictiona ship reaction book! starring ;; class a! as wonderful little shits. class b! as equally wonderful little shits. and assorted others! as tired motherfuckers. --- disclaimer: i don't own bnha
