bnha reacts to ships

Aizawa x Nemuri/EraserMidnight

(Small author's note: I'm sorry it took so long, but this is for @Krobinson33!)

Aizawa: Ugh, not this shit again.

Mina: OMG I mean, I'm not quite ready to give up on Eraserjoke just yet but this is super cute! I feel so conflicted! Eraserjoke, erasermidnight? Eraserjoke, erasermidnight? AHHHH ITS JUST SO HARD TO CHOOSE!!! but I choose Eraserjoke.

Turo: Ughhhhh!! That's not okay! Eraserjoke is just too much of one hundred percent perfection to be degraded by this Erasermidnight nonsense. All of you are wrong!

Jiro: Personally, I disagree. Just look, Midnight is the only person Aizawa doesn't actively avoid out of his three options for love interests-

Momo: Actually, Jiro, if you've watched the documentary series about us at all, you would realize that he spends about as much time avoiding Midnight as he does Mic and Emi.

Todoroki: Wait, there's a documentary series about us?

Bakugou: WHO THE FUCK IS FILMING US?!

Jiro: Chill out Bakugou. Like jesus christ it's early in the morning and your screeching is giving me a headache

Bakugou: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING GOTH CHICK-

Tsuyu: I actually like this ship. It reminds me of two badgers falling in love. Like, they're both emotionally stunted, but they're emotionally stunted together.

Aizawa: I'm not emotionally stunted-

Mina: With all due respect, Mr. Aizawa, you're more emotionally stunted than Todoroki, and that's saying something.

Todoroki: HEy!? I'm NOt Emotionally StuNteD?!

Mina: Oh sweetie, you are, but Momo can help with that. Right, Momo?

Momo: *Blush* w-what?! I mean, this is about Erasermidnight!

Mina: No need to get all flustered dear, I'm just teasing (no i'm not).

Kirishima: Eh, idk, personally I prefer Eraserjoke. I think they have better chemistry, plus we've barely even seen them interact-

Jiro: Wrong, wrong, just stop talking. I'm invested in this ship on a personal level and anyone who attacks it attacks me. And when you attack me you'd better get ready for the shit storm that's about to fly your way-

Kaminari: ENOUGH WITH THIS!! YOU'RE ALL GODDAMN BLIND. ERASER MIC IS THE SUPERIOR SHIP HERE AND YOU ARE ALL WRONG. ERASER AND MIC HAVE SO MUCH MORE CHEMISTRY AND ALL OF YOU SUCK FOR NOT REALIZING IT-

Aizawa: I. Don't. Have. Chemistry. With. Anyone. I don't want to have chemistry with anyone. I don't want to date anyone. I don't want to marry anyone. And that's that. I have a goddamn child to take care of and i can't be dealing with you dipshits all day long while you hypothesize about who Im going to marry.

Mina: Yeah, but it's going to be Ms. Emi.

Jiro: You're wrong it's Nemuri.

Kaminari: You're wrong you shits-

Aizawa: Shut up you little assholes.

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, well seeing as the swearing has reached its peak, I think I'm going to cut this off just about now. But, do y'all have any opinions on EraserMidnight?