Momo: Awase was that kind boy from class B that helped me right?
Todoroki: I disagree with this-
Mina: Of course you do because you're in love with Momo!
Todoroki: I thought we talked about this already-
Mina: Oh we did but you lost that argument.
Toru: I am strictly against this because Todomomo is the only good Momo ship.
Mina: Agreed. I swear to god if Awase breaks up my ship I will tear that stupid headband right off his head!
Kirishima: Isn't that a little bit extreme?
Mina: Wait, hold on, so it's okay for Todoroki to threaten to freeze Author-chan to death but it isn't okay for me to threaten to steal someone's goddamn sweatband?
Kirishima: Well that's not what I me-
Mina: Well it may not be what you meant but you are perpetuating a culture of violence and sexism. Men get away with threatening women all the time but when a girl threatens a guy it's a "bit extreme."
Sero: Oh shut up Mina. No one likes Author-chan anyway.
Unicorn-Flowers: Well that cut deep.
Mina: I like her!
Momo: Me too!
Jiro: Yeah same!
Toru: You shut up Sero!
Awase: I guess Momo's kinda cute-
Mina, Toru, Jiro: SHUT UP AWASE.
Unicorn-Flowers: That was just bad timing on your part man.
Tusyu: I actually really like this ship! I think they are super cute together and they would make a lovely couple *ribbit.*
Todoroki: No they wouldn't.
Mina: AHA- *muffled screams as Kirishima drags her away*
Kirishima: She's an addict, it's not her fault.
Todoroki: I'm just saying that we all barely know this guy and he's not even in our class. The only time he and Momo have even interacted is when he saved her after she got injured.
Unicorn-Flowers: Well you certainly weren't stepping up now were you?
Todoroki: I-
Unicorn-Flower: Save it.
Tsuyu: That's actually a good reason to ship them. Awase was there for her when Todoroki wasn't...
Deku: She's not wrong...
Todoroki: I wasn't even in the vicinity how could I have known?!
Mina: Deku you too? *tears in eyes*
Momo: Hey, don't get so down on Shoto. Or Awase for that matter. I shouldn't have even needed someone to save me. Awase just being kind.
Mina: I mean I am totally on board with the strong female "I don't need anyone to save me" thing, but still Todomomo. You can't change my mind.
Todoroki: I don't like this.
Unicorn-Flowers: yeah, well you're here so suck it up.
Awase: I haven't even gotten a say in this.
Mina: And you're not going to so shut it.
Unicorn-Flowers: Hey stop being mean to Awase.
Mina: Ugh fine.
Unicorn-Flowers: Since he is a part of this ship and he hasn't gotten barely any time to speak, I'm gonna give him the last word. Go on,
Awase: I mean I kind of like her-
Todoroki: Oh fuck no.
Unicorn-Flowers: TODOROKI SHOTO.
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bnha reacts to ships
Fanfictiona ship reaction book! starring ;; class a! as wonderful little shits. class b! as equally wonderful little shits. and assorted others! as tired motherfuckers. --- disclaimer: i don't own bnha
