Kaminari: EYYYY it's us Deku!
Deku: It sure is! *wholesome laughter*
Ochako: Wait no-
Mina: SHE'S JEALOUS SHE'S SO JEALOUS I WANNA DIE OMG IT'S SO CUTE.
Kirishima: Now I think I might be able to ship this if Ochako didn't canonically have feelings for Deku...
Kaminari: Wtf really dude?
Kirishima: You know it, bro.
Kaminari: You would put my feelings ahead of your own ship, my guy?
Kirishima: You know it, my man.
Turo: Okay now why aren't those two dipshits dating?
Mina: Becuase Kirishima's fucin mine. AND DEKU BELONGS WITH OCHAKO CHANGE MY MIND. WAIT SCRATCH THAT DON'T CHANGE MY MIND BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO.
Turo: She's a woman on a mission and that mission is parent trapping Ochako and Deku.
Mina: Don't forget about Todoroki and Momo!
Turo: Oh my mistake, you're going to mess with two people's relationships.
Mina: Exactly!
Bakugou: HAH FUCKING DEKU COULD NEVER GET THAT BOLTS FOR BRAINS BASTARD IF HE TRIED! AND THAT BOOT-LEG PIKACHU COULDN'T GET A FUCKING DATE IF HE PAID SOMEONE FOR IT.
Mina: Yeah, bakugou, because that would be prostitution. And in case you didn't know, that's illegal.
Kaminari: I would look pretty good in fishnets though...just sayin'
Jirou: I'd like to see that.
Mina: OMG-
Jirou: SHUT UP.
Bakugou: YOU'RE ALL SHIT-BRAINED IDIOTS.
Unicorn-Flowers: or maybe you're the idiot-
Bakugou: WHAT'D YOU FUCKING SAY TO ME BITCH?
Unicorn-Flowers: Yeah yeah, I know what's coming, but could you at least wait till my shoulder blade heals before beating me to death?
Bakugou: YOU GET THREE WEEKS.
Unicorn-Flowers: Ok, deal. I can make three weeks work.
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bnha reacts to ships
Fanfictiona ship reaction book! starring ;; class a! as wonderful little shits. class b! as equally wonderful little shits. and assorted others! as tired motherfuckers. --- disclaimer: i don't own bnha
