Momo: What
Mina: The actual
Bakugou: FUCK
Unicorn-Flowers: Wait, isn't Todoroki supposed to say that?
Momo: He's uhhhh...A little preoccupied...
Mina: HOW?!
Momo: With being passed out on my floor...
Mina: TODOROKI IS AT YOUR HOUSE?! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU ON A DATE DID YOU KISS ARE YOU GOING OUT TELL ME MORE.
Bakugou: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Mina: STEP THE FUCK OFF BAKUGOU IM INTERR- QUESTIONING MOMO.
Momo: What is going on?!
Mina: You're telling me why Todoroki is at your house and whether or not he needs mouth to mouth.
Momo: Mina! He is at my house because we're studying together and NO he does not need mouth to mouth!
Mina: Damn I really thought we were going to get something here! Fuck!
Bakugou: THERES NO WAY THAT IM GOING TO FUCKING FUCK WITH THOSE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS.
Todoroki: I can say with confidence that I have fucked no mothers. And I can also say with confidence that this ship is a stain on this earth.
Momo: Oh you're awake! And watch your language, Shoto! How is your head? You took quite the fall when you saw the ship name.
Mina: I'm pretty sure that the only reason Todoroki isn't protesting incredibly violently with this ship is because he's in it with Momo.
Todoroki: I'm going now. And I hate you.
Mina: But you love-
Todoroki: NOT AGAIN.
Ochako: This is...so not good with me. Like why would bakugou even get together with Todoroki in the first place and why would Momo agree to be in a threesome?! That is so not like her!
Toru: You're right! And why would Todoroki agree to have a threesome with bakugou when he could have Momo all to himself!?
Tsuyu: Unless Momo insisted on having Bakugou in the three some with them, which I can say with confidence *ribbit* she would absolutely not do!
Momo: Why are we even theorizing on this?! It is never going to happen because I will never enter a relationship with bakugou and I will never enter a threesome!
Mina: WAIT SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU WOULD ENTER INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH TODOROKI?!
Momo: Of all the people in the class that I could have a romantic relationship with (which is not many), Todoroki is probably the most likely but-
Mina: AHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-
Todoroki: *blush* Wh-what?
Unicorn-Flowers: Okay! Well I think this is a lovely place to stop on a Todomomo moment, but I would like to hear your opinions on this ship!
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bnha reacts to ships
Fanfictiona ship reaction book! starring ;; class a! as wonderful little shits. class b! as equally wonderful little shits. and assorted others! as tired motherfuckers. --- disclaimer: i don't own bnha
