[asdfasdf] (Story One)

Chapter Chapter

Apparently, I was making too much of a commotion, because somebody had called the Enforcers and I was now being herded to who knows where. I huffed. Being dragged out kidnapper style was not as fun as you would think. "Oh come on! Let me go! I was just playing around!"

"No can do, Miss. I'm afraid that you are too much of a hazard to the wellbeing of other currently here at the graduation-"

"What the- what are you even talking about?"

"Ma'am, you laughing in that way was disturbing several of the guests and-"

"Don't you think this is a bit too much?"

"No."

"Wow, such a short answer. Would have expected a lot more from you since you know, you've actually completed school and all." The Enforcer looked away, annoyed. It was common knowledge that Enforcers were basically just students who failed Altediatriba and were shipped off to the military. Plain and simple. Well, okay. I'll admit that it wasn't actually common knowledge But I do my research... in order to annoy people. I leered at the Enforcer, causing them to continue to ignore me. "Can't you just tell me where your bringing me too? I understand that this is a kidnapping situation but really, you should at least have the courtesy to tell me where you're gonna' tie me up or something-"

"Miss. Please."

"What? I'm sure you Enforcers don't normally drag people by the back of their shirt collars to detain them." The Enforcer snarled and let me go, letting me drop into the dirt. They turned and stomped off without a word. Dusting off my knees and getting up, I took in my surroundings. Huh, I was still on campus. Guess i succeeded in persuading the Enforcer to let me go fast enough. Although, to be honest, I didn't really know where I was. I was able to make out the vague shape of the dorms in the oncoming gloom. Clicking my tongue, I headed towards the dorms at a brisk pace. I couldn't believe that my suit had gotten dirty on the first day after dry cleaning it. Disgraceful.

I finally made it to my dorm complex after a bit of walking. I climbed up the stairs (elevators are overrated) and knocked on the door to my shared room. No answer. I waited a couple of seconds before knocking again. This time, Marilyn opened the door. Her hair was crazy and disheveled. It looked like she had just woken up. At 6:20. In the evening. I gazed at her, disbelieving. "Did you wake up just know? I thought you were awake in the morning?"

"Huh?" she squinted at me, "Well yeah, but I went back to sleep."

"Didn't you have classes?"

"I skipped them."

"WHY IN ALL THE ULTIMATE FRESH HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!"

"Aw, you're cute when you try not to cuss."

"You're the one who's the cussing Irish immigrant."

"SO SORRY I NO UNDERSTAND MUCH LANGUAGE OF THIS COUNTRY OK BYE BYE NOW!" Marilyn bounced away through the doorway back into the dorm. I facepalmed. "Marilyn this is no time to quote your favorite anime at me."

"Well I know that you don't mind it either. What happened to your wonderful reply of 'Hey, you get the hell back here?"

"We're trying to discuss something serious here."

"What do you mean? Skipping class isn't that bad."

"Says the person with a C+ average."

"Anyways, I wanted to wish you a happy graduation-"

"Is that the entire reason you skipped classes."

"Ahahaha of course not..." Marilyn looked away. I sighed, shaking my head and yelled

"Ohh snap snap, spark spark it's time to light up the diggy diggy dark, i'm The Flame Alchemist, and i'm gonna be Fuhrer my beats are hot and my rhymes are purer, i like the lady's in the mini skirts, I'll be posing in the mirror without my fancy shirts, i'm gonna set your heart on fire WOOSH WOOSH, And you know my heart burns bright too KABOOM KABOOM, My fire power tonight is feeling just right kablam kablam woo woo woo woo woo woo frieky frieky frieky ahhhhh"

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anyways yeah enjoy the joke last paragraph i guesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss?

anyone know where it's from? also the "SO SORRY I NO UNDERSTAND MUCH LANGUAGE OF THIS COUNTRY OK BYE BYE NOW!" part? hahahahahahhahahahhahahahah. yeah oh well bye and thanks for reading and waiting! stay toasty my broskis!