Their Pick up lines

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I didn't upload because I was with family and was busy 24/3 so here we go

This is Stray Kids pick up lines, may include dirty stuff

Warning: includes mild dirty stuff, pg-13

There are 4 types: Funny, Dirty, Cheesy,Cute

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Chan:
Funny:
You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Dirty:
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
Cheesy:
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Cute:
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I'm around you.

Minhoe:
Funny:
Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.
Dirty:
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
Cheesy:
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Cute:
I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Changbin:
Funny:
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
Dirty:
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
Cheesy:
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Cute:
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me!

Hyunjin:
Funny:
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Dirty:
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Cheesy:
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Cute:
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Jisung:
Funny:
You are that "nothing" when people ask me what I am thinking about.
Dirty:
If you were a squirrel, would you help me bust a nut?
Cheesy:
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
Cute:
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Felix:
Funny:
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I'm feeling a connection!
Dirty:
Do you want to go on a ate? I'll give you the D later.
Cheesy:
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Cute:
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

Seungmin:
Funny:
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
Dirty:
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall.
Cheesy:
My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.
Cute:
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

Jeongin:
Funny:
Save water, shower with a friend!
Dirty:
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
Cheesy:
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Cute:
Even though there aren't any stars out tonight, you're still shining like one

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