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insomniacs

tuesday - 3:37 AM

memequeen: hello fellow insomniacs

sleepyboyo: y/n go to sleep

memequeen: no u

dadzawa: both of you go to sleep

memequeen: no-

sleepyboyo: u

dadzawa: smh y'know sometimes i wanna believe that u both have some sort of twin quirk 

memequeen: lmao if i could hear anything hitoshi thinks about that would be GOLD

sleepyboyo: i-

dadzawa: why are you fucks up anyway you have school

memequeen: i cant fall asleep bc i think im gonna get in trouble

dadzawa: why?

sleepyboyo: she punched someone.

dadzawa: who did you punch now, y/n? ffs i told u not to punch anyone again.

memequeen: I WAS MAD!

so like remember that one student you had a year ago and u were so close to expelling her 

aki kiyomi

dadzawa: OH! that annoying ass student who wanted to be the teachers pet so badly

memequeen: yeah

i punched her bc she was saying shit about how katsuki's hers when SHE KNOWS that hes with me

dadzawa: i-

what?

memequeen: s h i t

sleepyboyo: HE DIDNT KNOW ALREADY?

memequeen: NO

ABORT ABORT ABORT MISSION FAILED

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dadzawa: ...

sleepyboyo: ..........

well uh

dadzawa: ?

sleepyboyo: y/n's dating bakugou-

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dadzawa: interesting...

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memequeen: dadzawa please dont be mad at me- btw dadzashi already knows

dadzawa: and he approves?

memequeen: yes-

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sleepyboyo: dont get mad at her tho- you had ur first relationship with that one guy while attending ua

memequeen: OH YEAH I HAVENT FORGOT ABOUT THAT, DADZAWA

memequeen: shit gotta skedaddle neito's asking me for his laptop

dadzawa: its fucking 4:17 in the morning and why do u have his laptop

memequeen: BC FUCKING TETSUTETSU BROKE MINES BY ACCIDENT but im still grateful and not mad at him bc hes a bean and he said hes getting me a new one uwu

n e wayz bye u fuckheads

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sleepyboyo: welp ig its just me n u

dadzawa: yup

 so..how long have y/n n blasty been datin'

sleepyboyo: 1 month 

dadzawa: welp alr

head to bed shinsou 

NOW

sleepyboyo: alr alr

good night 

dadzawa: night

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memequeen: father and son moment

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if aizawa ever says that hitoshi is not his secret love child

then...............

I CALL BULLSHIT