~third person's pov~
"keigo, where the hell are you?" y/n asked walking around the common room of class 1-a's dormitory because one, she's dating bakugou and is allowed in the dormitory (she got approval from aizawa). and she was playing hide and seek with keigo takami, aka hawks, because he was visiting our dear emo birb, tokoyami.
hawks being the dum bitch he was, tried to fly out of his hiding spot and hit his head. this dum bitch was hiding under the table. and y/n's blind ass couldn't find him even tho the table is see-through.
"ow, stupid bitch!" hawks screeched, rubbing his head as he got from under the table.
"aha, you dumbass." y/n laughed.
"you're the dumbass! you couldn't even find me, blind ass bitch." hawks said, pointing at the h/c haired girl.
"scuse me for my blindness." y/n said, putting on a pair of sunglasses. this bitch was walking and her face met the wall.
"dumbass." hawks laughed.
"f u c k y o u." y/n said, slowly backing away from the wall.
hawks chuckled and pointed towards y/n. "hop on my back."
"my fatass could never-" y/n said.
"just hop on my back before i change my mind." hawks sighed.
hawks crouched down and y/n got on his back. hawks securely grabbed y/n's legs.
"bitch you aren't even heavy." hawks chuckled.
"tell that to my weight, hoe." y/n argued.
hawks laughed and flew out of the building and into the air.
"are you scared yet?" hawks smirked.
"fuck no. hearing my two supposedly holy dads fucking is scary though." y/n shrugged.
hawks shuddered. "present mic and eraser head fucked?"
"they always do." y/n laughed.
"i feel bad for your virgin ears." hawks said.
"my ears ain't virgin anymore. neither am i-" y/n said.
"w h a t ?" hawks asked.
"nothing brother bird." y/n grinned.
"well you know, i'm a not a virgin either." hawks said.
"you w H A T ?" y/n screeched.
"endeavour fucked this tigh-" hawks said before getting cut off by the disgusted girl on his back.
"do not finish that fucking sentence, please and thank you." y/n gagged.
"hAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!" hawks laughed out loud.
"asshole." y/n rolled her eyes.
"i loovveeee you sister birdddd." hawks sang.
"i love you too brother bird." y/n laughed and rolled her eyes.
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Fanficy/n is on crack 25/8. but it's okay, because she has friends to be on crack with.
