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~katy perry 2.0~

katyperry2.0

sunday - 3:37 AM

memequeen: heyy shoutooo

katyperry2.0: hey bitch- WHAT'S UP?

memequeen: i think my crackhead energy got to ur head

katyperry2.0: it definitely has.

memequeen: fuck- remember that one time izuku made me take a bunch of pictures of you guys bc i take good pics?

katyperry2.0: oh god, u didn't delete them did u? i stg if u kept them-

memequeen: I HAVE ONE FROM WHEN WE WENT OUT!

SO CUTE, DUDE!

katyperry2.0: dude, that pic is high fucking quality tho.

memequeen: ikrrr

i got pics of katsu as well but I'll show u one of them

we went out for some coffee during winter.

katyperry2.0: u need to teach me how to take good pics like that, y/n.

memequeen: don't worry, bro. i Will!

so dude, that mineta kid from your class

ima kick his ass

katyperry2.0: he's an unholy piece of GARBAGE

what'd he do this time -_-

memequeen: THAT MAN WHORE TRIED TO LOOK UP MY SKIRT

DUDE I FELT SOMETHING TOUCH MY LEG AND AS SOON AS I SAW HIM I SUNG LOUDLY, ALMOST SCREAMED INTO HIS EAR

katyperry2.0: he's a pain in the ass

memequeen: so uh, shouto if it isn't too much, can i come over and talk to your dad for a little?

katyperry2.0: why?

memequeen: so i can cuss him tf out :)

like remember the sports festival?

he TALKED to me and was like

"you're so much better than my useless son, shouto. i may consider adopting you!"

like its not like i DON'T wanna be your sister bc i will absolutely love to be siblings with you but

WHY WOULD I WANT THAT BASTARD TO BE MY FATHER

believe me if i had the chance i would help you run away from that big fat asshole

katyperry2.0: your words make my heart melt :')

i'm glad i have a friend like you :)

memequeen: me too shouto <3

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