Send Her To Heaven

Jolene

"Hi, Jonah!"

"Hey Ashely," he said walking to his desk. A new day, a fresh start. He still felt like the weight of the universe was on his shoulders but at least he could function and go about his day.

"Morning Jonah!"

"Morning Amy"

The ratio of men to women here was like 1 to 4. There were so many more females than males. That's not to say he worked at Victoria Secret or something. They were passable women. Attractive but not too attractive. With enough effort and time, he was confident he could even get one of them to be his friend with benefits. Trying to start his paperwork for the day all he could think about was his STD. Maybe if he were more sexually active or had a girlfriend. Pretty much anything but this sequence of events as leading to this grim endpoint. I mean who gets herpes from a prostitute you have to pay because no one else will have sex with you? Jonah Alexender is who!

Walking over to the copy machine he spotted what was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life.

She was slightly shorter than him, small frame, medium-size breasts. Her dress was classy but didn't scream, "Hey I overpaid for this, acknowledge my stupidity nice," she just looked put together without trying too hard. No makeup is a plus. Her body hair suggested she definitely wasn't dating anyone or too good to date anyone.

"I'm sorry, you can go ahead if you want I don't know what I'm doing"

Finally, god stepping in to lend a helping hand

"That's okay I can show you if you like"

"That would be great!"

Placing his hands out, she gave him the paper. Instructing her on what buttons to press and how to place it on the copier he felt instantly connected to her.

"You see? not bad at all!"

"You're right! thank you so much"

Helping her organize her items he placed each one neatly in her folder

"You're all set!"

"I can't thank you enough," she said placing a hand on her chest.

Her gratitude was way too desperate. She was the type of chick to thank you for doing your basic job or calling her beautiful.

"No worries if you need anything my desk is always open. My name is Jonah by the way"

"My name is Jolene. Today is my first day, so you can't imagine how much a helping hand means to me!" 

"I can imagine. we were all new once"

"I should get going"

"I'll see you around Jolene"

"Nice to meet you, Jonah"

When one door slams shut other pries open!