Some Weird Arse Cards and The First Test

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(A/N; I decided to cut out the least interesting parts and I hope it isn't boring, but enjoy anyway.)

"Now then, " Kabuto started. He stared at Sasuke whilst he spoke, showing several cards that had information on certain rivals on each one. "I will be sure to retrieve it for you, rookies. Since you need a bit of a hand...Which rivals are you most worried about?"
Sasuke pondered for a moment, squeezing Akira's hand as she continued to glare at the male.
"Gaara of the Sand Village and Rock Lee of the Leaf Village."

"And you even know their names, this will be quick." Kabuto picked up two cards from the pack, showing them to be, in fact, with details on the two individuals. It strangely had a lot of detail.

Sasuke calmly spoke, smiling slightly at Akira who had calmed down (since Akamaru was an adorable ball of fluff). "Please, show me." Kabuto starts to explain, in vivid detail about the two individuals, such as how many missions they did (for example how many of each rank.) Kabuto placed them back white side up, which showed how many contestants there were in total taking the Chunin exams.

Kabuto said, "I think, at any rate, they're all Hidden Villages with no counterjacks."
"That kinda makes you lose confidence..." Hinata spoke, softly. She looked more worried and nervous than prier. Akira placed a hand on her shoulder, giving a genuine smile.
"Ya are a strong lass, don't worry." Hinata gave her a grateful smile with a small blush across her cheeks, and her aura became more tranquil, confident.
"In other words...the applicants that have gathered here..." Sakura started.

Kabuto had an all knowing smile of his. "That's right! The top nine Genin from each Nation has gathered here. This isn't going to be easy." Naruto was confused by the "top nine Genin" part, but decided to ignore it for now. Naruto started to shake, which earned the glance of his comrades. Akira and Sakura were about to comfort him until he pointed at the other Genin, giving a loud, yet somewhat confident speech of his. After Akira dragged him away, Ino ran to Sakura, visibly annoyed by the blond boy's loud nature.

"Say! What's with him?! It won't be good to provoke anyone!"
"I know that!" Sakura and Ino started to argue, to the annoyance of literally everyone alive and dead across this celestial plane.
"Oh I feel better." Naruto was proud of his actions whilst Sasuke and Kiba looked like they wanted to strangle him. It was bad enough the other teams were whispering about him, and that of his comrades. Even Akamaru gave a small bark of disapproval at his behavior.

Sakura ended up throwing herself across the room and started to strangle him for a little bit until Akira freed him, and checked him for any injuries whilst glaring at the pink haired girl with a twisted expression. Sakura stepped backwards, hands up in surrender as she managed a nervous smile. Naruto ended up having no injuries.

After that ordeal, Sakura tried to explain to every one that he didn't mean it. That he was a complete idiot and had no idea what he was on about. Definitely.

As if Satan called upon it himself, the three Sound Ninja tried to attack Kabuto. He ended up dodging a few attacks until he was attacked by the magic ability known as sound and collapsed, his glasses shattered as he puked on the floor. Akira looked away and felt like puking herself.

Even Lee and Gaara were staring at Kabuto with a look of disdain and confusion across their faces. Lee ended up looking around the room, looking for a certain female. When the strange "youthful" male found her, he ended up catching Akira's eye and winked. She blushed a little.

After Sakura had finished scolding Naruto, her and Naruto ran over to make sure he was alright. Smoke appeared to reveal Ibiki. "Silent! Degenerates!" When the smoke cleared it revealed him and some Leaf Chunin. "Sorry to keep you waiting! I'm Ibiki Morino, proctor for the first test of the Chunin exam."

Every one felt a bit nervous.

~ ❤ ~

At the desks, Yukiya sat next to Gaara, Akira sat next to Sasuke, Sakura sat next to Kiba and Naruto sat next to Hinata (all the couples eh? Or soon to be~).

"G-Good luck, G-Gaara!" Yukiya put her thumbs up, smiling. He have her a soft, quick smile.
"...You too, Yuki." Yukiya blushed and giggled to herself. (A/N:If you haven't noticed, the two main characters can change personalities/emotions quite quickly.) He ended up blushing and looking away.

Sasuke was the one to speak first, as he interlocked his fingers with Akira's underneath the table. "Good luck."
"You too, mate."
"Don't need it."
"...shut up, Duckbutt." They smiled at each other anyway. They were a strange couple, but had a cute dynamic.

"G-Good luck, N-Naruto-kun..." Hinata smiled, softly as she blushed and finally managed to look Naruto in the eye. He beamed at her. He was probably thinking he didn't need it, but he wanted to be polite (or he would have two "demons" on his arse.)
"Thanks, Hinata! I'm gonna pass, believe it!" Her smile widened and she giggled. His smile became wider and they stared for quite a while into each other's eyes...it was destined in the stars.

Ibiki began to write on the chalk board in chalk (no shit), and began to explain the rules surrounding the Written Exam. There was ten questions in total, a point for each question, and you will have a point taken off if you were to get it incorrect. He also explained how it depends on the Team's score. Whether they Pass or Fail.

Team 7 were destined to fail. They had Naruto. Yukiya felt herself die inside more than usual, Akira was praying for once, Sakura wanted to pretend he wasn't on their team, Sasuke was already too emo so it wasn't effective as much as usual.

After explaining about cheating and such, (this will probably bore you to death reading as much as I would writing it), he shouted, "Begin!"

Heh. They were going to have fun cheating.

~ ❤ ~

Akira simply stared at Sasuke's answers from the corner of her eye, writing them down as fast as humanly possible. He allowed it, of course. He was stuck on a few questions, and had no idea how to answer him. God knows how much trouble Naruto must have been in, until he was scared shit less by a kunai that was shot at a Genin beside him. Hinata lightly nudged him, and allowed him to write down as many answers as possible. Sakura, at god speed, wrote down quite a few answers and allowed Kiba to copy her. Yukiya ended up belong Gaara as well.

A few Genin ended up being disqualified for getting a handful of answers wrong, or not being able to cheat very well.

Everyone finally finished, which was just in time for the last, most important question. Ibiki said, looking like his usual solemn self, "All right! Here is the last question. I'm going to add a few more rules for the tenth-" Kankuro walked in with his puppet, Crow who he had previously pretended was a proctor. "Aren't you lucky? It looks like playing with dolls wasn't a waste, after all. Sit down." Kankuro obediently sat down, nervously, hoping that he wouldn't get his team eliminated. He would probably be eliminated by Gaara if that happened.

Ibiki began to explain the rules, such as if you don't answer the last question you will have zero points etc. Quite a few Genin teams put their hands up and were given a number, then soon left. Sakura and Naruto started to put their hands up, until Sakura decided not to give in. She noticed Naruto kept it up, until he slammed it down and gave another confident speech of his.

Ibiki felt himself give a small smile. "I like your determination....you all passed." Every one looked like they had seen Simba find his dad dead again from Lion King. There were tears, happiness...a fuck ton of confusion. It was a wonderful occasion.

That was until someone yeeted themselves through the window, after throwing a kunai. Anko, being the fabulous bitch she is, stood with a smile on her face. "There is no time to celebrate quite yet! I'm your proctor for your second exam, Anko Mitarashi! Follow me!" Ibiki then started to gave a quiet chat with Anko. "I'll give you the details tomorrow! We'll be changing locations so get information from your Jonin about the location and time. That's it! You're dismissed."



All Yukiya could say is: "Holy hell." Nearly everyone died. The end.

Jk.

The entire team fainted from exhaustion. That was a difficult test. What would tomorrow bring?

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