Benevolent (Discontinued)

FUCK YOU TOO {Crack Chapter} {Rather short}

HOwDy guys. So, a warning here. There will be quite a bit of language here, more so than usual. I mean, you surprised, amigo? ENJOY YA BASTARDS.

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Akira realised something. Something was off about this certain day. She now realised why: this was the day, each month, where Sasuke and Yukiya would pretend to fight. She was forced to witness this event, as was literally everyone in their age bracket, and even Kakashi appeared sometimes, to record the entire thing to shame them later and wonder how the hell he ended up with these strange individuals as his students. Sasuke and Yukiya were in the middle of town, one acting as though they were a villain for some reason.
"Hahaha! I am the mighty Reaper! Bare your eyes upon my grace!"
"What grace?"
"...I swear to fucking god i will break your face you ignorant slut-" Yukiya allowed ice to encircle her wrist, shining a pale blue.
"COME AT ME." Akira took it upon herself to record the entire thing, as each event unravelled. Kakashi and Zabuza were walking through, since they were on their first date. Zabuza took one look at Yukiya wearing her mask back to front, whilst doing fake hand signs, and sweat dropped with an annoyed look on his features. Kakashi's eyes trailed to what his boyfriend was staring at and let out a snort. Zabuza let go of Kakashi's hand to walk over to the short ninja; he picked her up by the scruff of her neck which caused her to let out a whine and started to attempt to punch him. Which failed.

He said, in an irritated voice of his, "What the fuck are ya doing? Trying to make a joke of yourself? You look cute, not scary."
"FUCK YOU, ZAB YOU LITTLE BITCH."
"FUCK YOU TOO SHORTIE."

"Hello, police. I have a pedo here trying to serenade a thirteen year old. His wife, Kakashi, is witnessing the entire event as well-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, AKIRA! I AM NOT A PEDO. I LOVE KAKASHI!" He pointed at Kakashi, yeeting Yukiya at a random person walking by who was trying to mind their own business.

Let's just say Yukiya managed to gain a cut on her forehead, Haku nearly murdered Zabuza, Zabuza had fun with Kakashi ;), Sasuke was still stood in the same place, and Akira was done with everyone's shit, so she wrapped herself in a cover and became a caterpillar for several days before she realised she really needed to get out the house. Fun times.