Benevolent (Discontinued)

Well-Deserved Ramen and Secret Ninja Mission

(A/N:It goes from 1 to 100 quickly. Beware 😉😂)

Team 7, except Kakashi (since he was too cool for them), were headed over to Naruto's favourite place: Ichiraku Ramen. Since Naruto had managed to do extremely well in the Written Exam, the team decided they could go wherever he wanted. Of course, his choice was naturally ramen.

They walked in a row. It was like a scene from an action film, in slow motion with the cast looking cool-until Naruto got tripped over by Sasuke, which caused the domino effect and they had to yeet themselves out of there for causing trouble again.

Now, Sasuke walked ahead whilst holding Akira's hand (he smirked at the fact she was getting embarrassed as people could see, and due to contact), Naruto was chatting with Sakura about different types of ramen (she wasn't too interested as she was just thinking of the date she scheduled with Kiba after this. Which is why she was so content), and Yukiya, like per usual, read her dirty novel with her black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose.

"Anyone else find that silver haired lad weird?" Akira pondered, looking slightly back at the people behind her.
"Huh?" Yukiya looked up from her book to exchange looks with Akira. "Well, yeah. He had a weird aura. Content, but with a hidden agenda...maybe?"
"See?!" The red haired female pointed at everyone except Yukiya. "It ain't just me."
Naruto placed his arms behind his head, "thinking" for a moment. Which looked more like he was constipated. "I betcha seeing things again!"

Akira huffed. "I ain't! I could smell it as well! He smelt like deceit and hidden agenda." (A/N:Akira is able to smell someone to know their scent. For example:smelling like strawberries. But this can also be used to find out how they may be feeling, or if they are being fake/hiding something.)
Sasuke was seemingly mused by this. "What's my scent?" He raised an eyebrow with a smile on his face.

She looked away with a warmth across her cheeks spreading further. Her blush deepened when he started to chuckle, giving a sweet smile of his. "Blueberries and caramel apples. It be ma favourite..." Akira refused to look him in the eye. Sasuke blushed as his smile widened.
"Enough with the teasing you two. Some of us are lonely bastards without the embrace of hunan companionship." An emo, dead-inside Yukiya remarked, sliding her book inside her pocket.

They finally arrived at Ichiraku Ramen, placing their arses on the seats provided. Naruto's favourite person, the one that worked at the ramen place, stopped cleaning the bowls to stare at the new arrivals. "I see you have some friends! The usual, Naruto?"
"You know it!" Everyone decided to get the same as Naruto, and were pleasantly surprised with what was in front of them. They started to eat their meals, savoring the taste of each bite.

"Still 'aven't got ya mask back?" Akira mused, smirking.
"Nope, " she popped the 'p', straightening out her glasses. "Hm, maybe we should get it back from Kakashi."
"Ohhhhhh! Secret Ninja Mission!" Naruto's spheres sparkled as Sakura and Sasuke had confusion written all over their expressions. "The Terrific Trio are back in action, believe it!"
Akira groaned, slamming her head on the table. "Do we have ta?"
"Yes. Now change, we have a mission!" Naruto, Akira and Yukiya disappeared for an moment (much to the annoyance and confusion of their teammates) and returned with Power Ranger costumes on.

Sasuke and Sakura were thinking: Ya what m8?

Naruto wore a yellow costume with his yellow helmet and a red scarf, Akira wore a red costume with a red helmet and a purple scarf whilst Yukiya wore a black costume with a black helmet and a white scarf. Yukiya stood at the front with her hands on her hips, Naruto stood on her left side in a "cool" pose with a peace sign, and Akira stood in the same "cool" pose as Naruto, looking more dead than usual. A background with an explosive effect made them look cooler than they actually were...they just looked strange.

Sasuke couldn't hold in his snort and burst into uncontrollable laughter and tears. Sakura slammed her head against the table with extreme force which caused a dent. She was done with everyone's shit.
Naruto proudly stood next to Yukiya, with a thumbs up. "Wanna join our cool team?! Betcha jealous."
"...you look stupid."

Akira held up blue and pink Power Ranger costumes. "I have some extra."

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Now, Sasuke (promised a year supply of tomatoes) and Sakura (being promised she would never be bothered with this shit and wouldn't be teased if she ever was with Kiba), put on their costumes and decided to play their roles. They decided not to ask how this first came to be, and left it. The answer was probably too unsettling.

The team was in front of Kakashi's house, with Akira who kept nearly punching the door instead of knocking. She ran behind Sasuke when their sensei finally opened the door. He wasn't expecting what he saw. He felt himself die inside. These are my students. They look and can be fucking stupid. But what the fuck was this abomination? He pondered.

He gawked at them with a look of disbelief. He wanted to slam the door and never see this again, but at the same time he wanted to suffer and know the reason why they were in front of his door. Kakashi spoke in an unsure tone, scratching his cheek, "Can...I help you?"
"I-I mean, Power Ranger Oni wants her mask back!"
"...if I do...can you leave? And give me the next book of Icha Icha?"
"...if you return it, " From a magic pocket, Yukiya got out a book and handed him it, and he handed her back her mask.

The rest of the team couldn't comprehend what the fuck was going on. They were more dead.

And they thought the Written Exam made them deflate. Heh, what fun.

(A/N:I am not sorry 😂😂👌)