(A/N:Literally just a crack chapter. I am updating again: I needed a break. Any way, the original material belongs to Brandon Rogers on YouTube. Be sure to watch it! Explicit language ahead! Enjoy 😩👌)
Character roles:
Mad Hatter- Yukiya
Alice- Haku
Flower- Akira
Cheshire Cat- Sasuke
Jabberwock- Sakura
Hare- Naruto
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Haku:Oh, what is this party over here? Hello everybody!
Yukiya:who are you? *looks offended, and probably has an IQ of -50*
Haku:Why I'm Alice.
Sasuke:This is Alice. I found her whilst I was in a tree.
Yukiya:I'm having quite a ball in Wonderland, what about you all?
Akira:Yesssssss~
Yukiya:Who are you?
Akira:I'm the flower~
Yukiya:*turns to Sasuke* Who are you?
Sasuke: I'm the Chesire Cat.
Yukiya:*turns to Jabberwock* Oh are you the Jabberwock?
Sakura:You have no idea motherfucker.
Yukiya:*raises tea to mask which dribbles down* here's to having more children fall down our rabbit holes.
Akira:*starts singing*
Yukiya:You're a homosexual, stop it.
Every one:*screeching* Be calm.
Naruto:*staring at Haku who is sitting in his knee whilst smoking* She's doing her kegels.
Yukiya:oh ok. *slaps him slightly* stop it.
Akira:*lays on the floor with her arms and legs in the air* I'm photosynthesising.
Yukiya: what is that kind of tractor doing in wonderland? *points at a yellow tractor*
Yukiya:*voice gets deeper and rather demonic, as she tries to get away* LIKE A WRITING DESK.
Yukiya:Blasted gag reflexes putting me in a bad mood.
Sasuke:*looks at her weirdly.*
Yukiya:Fuck, what are you looking at Hare? *looks at Hare* Your ears look like Michael J Fox made them.
Naruto: Oh my god. *strokes his own ears*
Yukiya:when you have this tea toilet paper doesn't do shit. You've got to use the Scotchguard.
Sakura:*steals it*
Yukiya:ARGHHHHH *throws chair at Sasuke*
Akira:*loud arse screech*
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Benevolent (Discontinued)
FanfictionThere is a new version of this. So read that instead. A Naruto Fanfic. For entertainment purposes only. Yukiya Yuki, Akira Fukui and Naruto Uzumaki have been best friends since they were younger and have been through thick and thin. They hope to bec...
