Sexual Deviants

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by Andreablaise97

by Andreablaise97

James Potter, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black sat under a tree near the Black Lake. It was their last day at Hogwarts before summer. Remus was reading a well worn copy of History of Hogwarts while James and Sirius goofed off.

Remus tried his hardest to ignore the two but he couldn't block the comments for the idiots he called his friend and boyfriend.

"C'mon! 69 is a bloody funny number." James chuckled as Sirius thought of a rebuttal. "Oh yeah? What about that muggle show... Umm Spongebob was is it?" Sirius said curiously before continuing. "Bikini Bottom? Krusty Krab? Don't drop the soap, They were making sexual jokes!" James and Sirius were laughing so hard they didn't hear Remus mutter, "You're both sexual deviants."

Sorry it sucks, just bored and a quick update. Better ones will be coming!!!