[15]: We're NOT in a Relationship

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[July 5]

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[Raptar] whispers: I see you ;)

To [Raptar]: I'm standing in the middle of Stormwind...

[Raptar] whispers: Yeah, you're not very good at this...

To [Raptar]: Excuse me?

[Raptar] whispers: Hide and seek duh

To [Raptar]: I wasn't aware we were playing.

To [Raptar]: Which we aren't.

To [Raptar]: Just to clarify.

[Raptar] whispers: Let us recall the game of cat and mouse we've been playing this last month.

To [Raptar]: And that doesn't sound the least bit stalkerish at all to you?

[Raptar] whispers: I mean, 'stalking' isn't the term I would use in this relationship.

To [Raptar]: We are NOT in a relationship.

[Raptar] whispers: Oh kitty, but aren't we? We talk all the time, I've publicly courted you, at the very least we're friends.

To [Raptar]: Stop calling me that, it's weird. And no, we aren't. You harass and I defend.

[Raptar] whispers: Deflect*

To [Raptar]: What?

[Raptar] whispers: You deflect is what you meant to say. You forget, my kitten, I understand you on a deeper level.

To [Raptar]: You know there are people who can help you with those screws coming loose.

[Raptar] whispers: Owch, I may actually be hurt by your words this time.

To [Raptar]: Doubtful

[Raptar] whispers: No seriously, that strung a little.

To [Raptar]: The great Raptar, he used to be the troll king, till he took an insult to the knee.

[Raptar] whispers: There's my Queen! Our epic love saga remains ;)

To [Raptar]: What the hell?! This is NOT a love story and I am NOT your Queen. If anything it's a psycho stalker thriller one where I end up dead at the end...

[Raptar] whispers: One day kitty I'll message you and you'll like it. May even say thank you

To [Raptar]: Is that the fantasy world you live in?

[Raptar] whispers: With you, always.

To [Raptar]: You know this is getting a little disturbing right?

[Raptar] whispers: I'd like to think it's getting to the interesting part.

[Raptar] whispers: Will you stay or will you go now?

To [Raptar]: And when I decide to go?

[Raptar] whispers: There might be trouble

[Raptar] whispers: Then again, if you stay there could be double ;)

To [Raptar]: Are you quoting song lyrics to me now?

[Raptar] whispers: Woah, is my kitty into classic rock? That's sexy.

To [Raptar]: Ugh, goodbye Raptar

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Oh, Raptar... Misguided yet somehow I still love you.

Anyone else? LOL

Anyone else? LOL

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