Trolled |Compete|

[26]: Is That Regret I Sense?

[July 20]

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Incoming call from theLegendaryBroda

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"I'm here. What are your next two wishes?"

"Haha wow... That's real smooth."

"Heh, well don't get used to it."

"Yeah and why not?"

" ... "

"Are you?"

"Am I what?"

"Have you been drinking again?"

"Why would you think that?"

"Well, the last time you acted this way you were, in fact, intoxicated."

"Is being intoxicated essential for being nice to you now?"

"It has been the trend as of late."

"Haha. That's not entirely true..."

"Heh, sure...So why am I calling you at this hour?"

"What do you mean 'this hour'? It's only seven pm."

"Maybe where you are, here it's eight am."

"Uhhh..hu?"

"And it's tomorrow."

"Where in the world are you calling from? Hong Kong?"

"You're surprisingly close. Off by three hours."

"I'm in Sydney."

" ... "

"Australia?"

"Yes, Australia."

"Since when?"

"Heh since always. Why?"

"Well for starters you don't really have an accent..."

"I travel quite a bit."

" ...right... " 

"Is there a reason why you're up so early?"

"Ahhh....the real question is why I'm up this late."

"And now I'm lost again..."

"I work the night shift or at least right now I do."

"Hmmm, actually that does explain quite a bit."

"Haha, yeah? How so?"

"Your personality just suits that of the night shift."

"Only the slightly neurotic ones work in the stillness of the night."

"Haha, I'm not sure that's a valid presumption."

"Seems you haven't spent a lot of time around the night shifters haha."

"Haha, so..."

"Are you going to tell me why I'm calling?"

"I need to get to bed if I want to be a functioning human being tonight."

"Haha... Better watch it if you want an answer."

"Unless you can live without one."

"Just say it..."

"Say it out loud..."

" ... "

" ... "

"Bahaha, what the hell?!"

"Seriously?!... haha.."

"Heh-heh...Sensing a tinge of regret in those words."

"Haha, oddly enough... no..."

"I'm not regretting any of this... heh"

"Me neither."

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