[14]: My Queen ♚

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[July 2]

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

My Dearest Kitten,

After grueling nights of thought, I have come to a conclusion. We have a problem. Perhaps it is because I have not made my intentions clear to you Kitty and for that I'm sorry. I thought things were understood between us. Alas, they are not. So let us clear the air by me formally stating my aim. I'm courting you, my sweet kitten. This is my official declaration of interest. One day Kitty, you will be my Queen!

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Over my dead body.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Oh, but you would make a glorious Queen!

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Your delusions are beginning to get frightening. Please tell me a professional is helping you with your issues...

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Don't fool yourself kitty, we both know you love this. Only a matter of time before you cave ;)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

What's to like? You stalk me, treat me like an object, and if you're not doing both of those your lying straight to my face.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Well when you put it that way...

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

It's even creepy when you agree...

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Haha, oh Kitty, you misunderstand. I'm not agreeing with you. When you put it that way you sound a tiny bit paranoid.

Don't go mad already!

We can't have a mad Queen on our hands.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

I am NOT your Queen -_-

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

You are much too dignified to be a concubine so you have no other choice but to become my Queen. Simple logic really.

Keep up Kitty, there may be a quiz later.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Talking to you is like corresponding with a toddler. I don't know why I even bother...

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

*whispers* (because you secretly want to be my Queen)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

NO

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

I'm looking forward to the day you finally give in to the desire Kitty... I look forward to it very much ;)

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