[4]: The Troll King's Pet

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[June 14]

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Lvl 42 Goblin Hunter seeking a partner for lvl 120 Troll Druid. Must be experienced and well versed in submission. 15 years experience is mandatory. No exceptions.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Are you trying to help or purposefully frighten prospective partners away?

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

As you know kitty cat, helping is my purpose in life ;)

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

I'm sure you have many talents but being helpful isn't one of them.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

I don't see why you can't just say "Thanks Raptar for trying to help me out."

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Why would I thank you when you've hindered the process rather than eased it?

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Are your panties always this bunched or is there a little sweet to go along with all this sour?

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

All the time. No exceptions. I have daddy issues.

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Woah kitty! Don't ya think that's a little too much info to be putting out there on the PUBLIC forums?

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

OMG, what?! I thought this was a private message between us...

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Raptar
lvl 42 Goblin Hunter

Har, har. You're hilarious.

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Roari
lvl 120 Troll Druid

Don't get used to it.

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