Trolled |Compete|

[19]: I Drink and I Know Things ;)

[July 7]

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To [Kegar]: Do you ever wonder what makes a troll tick?

To [Kegar]: Why do they do what they do?

[Kegar] whispers: I'm sorry, why are you messaging me?

To [Kegar]: A shocking new development, I know! I'll wait while you collect yourself.

To [Kegar]: I got all night mister.

To [Kegar]: Have you pulled yourself together yet?

[Kegar] whispers: Almost?

[Kegar] whispers: Be easier with even a small understanding of this conversation.

To [Kegar]: Nothing to understand. I've made the first contact for once. I thought you'd be happier to see me ;) Or do you need help???

[Kegar] whispers: That's quite...helpful but no, I'm good.

To [Kegar]: That's me, helpful. Enabling trolls since two weeks ago.

To [Kegar]: BREAKING NEWS

To [Kegar]: In an unseen turn of events, Roari has contacted the King directly! How scandalous!

[Kegar] whispers: Kitty?

To [Kegar]: Depends on who's asking...You're not a cop, are you???

[Kegar] whispers: Not a cop.

To [Kegar]: Damn :( that could have been fun.

To [Kegar]: I mean, who doesn't like handcuffs ;)

To [Kegar]: Weirdos

[Kegar] whispers: Are you trying to flirt with me?

To [Kegar]: Is that against the rules? ...will I get FIRED for such behavior???

To [Kegar]: Am I going to end up begging in the streets like that one guy?

[Kegar] whispers: Who?

To [Kegar]: It doesn't matter, the moment passed.

To [Kegar]: Snooze you lose. Sucks to be you.

To [Kegar]: Wonder what mama Raptar will say about this rejection...

To [Kegar]: Go upstairs and ask?

To [Kegar]: Pretty please :(((

[Kegar] whispers: You're making no sense.

To [Kegar]: Everyone knows the troll king lives with his mama Raptar :/

[Kegar] whispers: Should I be impressed or worried you know this much about him?

To [Kegar]: Hmm meh.

[Kegar] whispers: Meh?

To [Kegar]: I drink and I know things.

[Kegar] whispers: Haha, well okay then Tyrion.

[Kegar] whispers: You're funny.

To [Kegar]: And you're acting drunk!

To [Kegar]: Your memory sucks tonight...

[Kegar] whispers: If anyone's intoxicated here it's you lol

To [Kegar]: You know what they say about assuming ;)

[Kegar] whispers: Surprisingly I don't.

To [Kegar]: ...

To [Kegar]: It makes an ass out of U and me.

To [Kegar]: Get it lol

To [Kegar]: Ass + u = me = ASSUME

To [Kegar]: Wait...that's not right...

To [Kegar]: Ignore that!!

[Kegar] whispers: LOL Well, right now assuming you're drunk isn't a far-fetched idea.

To [Kegar]: You wish I was drunk lol

To [Kegar]: Take advantage of me in some sick trolly way...

To [Kegar]: I bet you're doing it right now!

To [Kegar]: Probably those claws you are obsessed with...

[Kegar] whispers: And with that, I'm saying goodnight.

To [Kegar]: But why :'(

[Kegar] whispers: Someone has to keep your honor intact lol

To [Kegar]: If I drink and I know things then it's also safe to assume that I'm okay with having my honor...out of tack ...taken away ...compromised?

[Kegar] whispers: Haha you have proven my point pretty well.

[Kegar] whispers: Your decision-making skills are severely compromised.

To [Kegar]: Nope! I know exactly what I'm doing.

To [Kegar]: This is a freebie ;)

[Kegar] whispers: And yet you have missed the whole premise of this exchange lol

To [Kegar]: Are you going to share? Sharing is caring you know.

[Kegar] whispers: No. I think I'll keep this one to myself for a bit.

To [Kegar]: Typical...

To [Kegar]: This is the opportunity of a lifetime. No redos here mister!

[Kegar] whispers: I'm sure there will be plenty more. We are 'partners' after all and I don't plan on ditching you just yet.

To [Kegar]: How gracious of you my liege...

[Kegar] whispers: As enlightening as this has been you should get some rest. Stay away from trade chat if you can help it lol

To [Kaegar]: Party pooper :(

[Kegar] whispers: ttyl

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Lol, drunk Roari anyone?

Or is it just me???