Next Morning I wake up with my head laying on Shawn's chest and I notice that we're still in the studio. I lift my head up and look around realising we were on the floor. My eyes scan the room and they catch a few empty bottles of Corona and cocktail glasses. I move my foot and under it is an empty condom wrapper. For some reason it took me five minutes to realise I'm wearing Shawn's white tank top while he's just wearing his button up shirt which obviously isn't buttoned.
Oh jeez
All of a sudden I feel the urge to take a huge shit so I dash to the bathroom and lock the door. I grab to take my underwear off but I'm not wearing any so I sit down and the shit show begins..........literally. "Fuuuuuccccckk" I groan under my breath while holding my belly.
30 mins later..... I get up and flush the toilet,wash my hands and then spray the whole bathroom. I open the door to see Shawn starting to wake up. "Oh hey" He says "Hi" I reply walking over to Shawn "You ok?" Shawn asks "Yh I'm goo-" I try to say before turning around and rushing back into the bathroom without closing the door
"Have you got like diarrhoea or something?" Shawn questions as I sit down on the toilet seat. "Yh it's probably because I'm going to start my period soon so for some reason my body has decided to destroy my butthole with the amount I'm shitting" I say with a coarse voice "Awww poor baby" Shawn sighs walking towards me "No! Get away! I smell,my breaths bad and the bathroom is about to smell like shit again!!" I exclaim "Oh ok" He smiles walking out of the bathroom "Oh my god Shawn close the dooooorrrrr!!!" I yell "Sorry my bad" Shawn exclaims closing the door
Fuck....I hate my period symptoms
After my butthole died..... I take a shower and then I put on this outfit that I guess I brought from our room when I realised I was spending the night in the studio.
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"Well this is something I guess" I sigh brushing my hair, putting the front of my hair in a small bun and then leaving the back to flow down. I pick up my mascara but then I put it down because I'll probably cry again today.
I apply some lipgloss,adjust my eyebrows by brushing them with my fingers and finally I spray some cloud perfume on.
I'm too broke to buy the thank u, next perfume even though I'm not now compared to before but like.....I'll just shut up
"Babe are you ready?" Shawn asks "Yup" I reply popping the p Shawn is wearing:
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"Oh wow you're wearing shorts today" I say shocked as I leave the bathroom. "Yh" He chuckles as he looks up from his phone for a split second. "Oh fuck!" Shawn yells looking surprised "Oh my god is there a mosquito?!!" I scream starting to panic "No it's- " Shawn tries to say "A SPIDER?!!" I shout starting to look around me "No! You look hot!" Shawn exclaims "Oh.....well thanks....you know you could've said that in the first place bitch" I state "Wow" Shawn replies with a blank face "And what bitch?" I ask trying not to giggle "Nothing" He says giving off a cute smirk while still staring at me with his puppy dog eyes. "Listen today we're gonna relax and really enjoy our vacation.....and don't worry about Connor" Shawn states with a serious face while getting up "Wait what?" I ask starting to panic "Yh I took care of me....i know what he did" Shawn says cracking his knuckles "W-What did you do to him?" I ask gulping "I'm just kidding he's just an annoying prick I told him to leave us alone today that's all" Shawn laughs "Oh hahaHAHAHAHA!" I exclaim giving a fake laugh "Why are you laughing like that?" He asks "I don't know let's just go" I smile
