bunny [butters & kenny] one-shots/short stories

group chat nonsense

(mostly just the boys being idiots tbh)

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mcdick420 is now online.

———mcdick420 to hellokitty96———

mcdick420: baby
mcdick420: babe
mcdick420: bUTTERS
mcdick420: BUTTERBEAN
mcdick420: HEY BABY
mcdick420: :((((
mcdick420: babbbbbyyyyyy
mcdick420: ugh

mcdick420 has added gingerbean, hellokitty96, megaman, stanmarsh, craig87, fortnitebitch, tokenxx, and tweekers to the group chat.

mcdick420 has changed the group name to "operation: im horny".

craig87: what the fuck

tokenxx: seriously, kenny?

mcdick420: yes
mcdick420: butters no respond
mcdick420: and little kenny needs attention

stanmarsh: dude gross

megaman: I don't wanna hear about your fantasies with faggy butters

gingerbean: stfu cartman ur actually gayer than kenny

megaman: kyle, you wanna suck my dick?

gingerbean: i'd need a microscope to see it, even that won't suffice
gingerbean: fatass

tweekers: butters is with me

craig87: babe dont get involved with these idiots

fortnitebitch: QAY
fortnitebitch: WHAT IS THUS LOL
fortnitebitch: KENNY AHAHAGSH
fortnitebitch: im horny too

craig87: no one cares

gingerbean: no one cares

tokenxx: clyde, no

fortnitebitch: hi token ;)

tokenxx: no

megaman: kenny made this group chat but he hasn't spoken

stanmarsh: good

gingerbean: ^^

mcdick420: sotty
mcdick420: sorry
mcdick420: i was jacking off

tweekers: craig

craig87: honey

mcdick420: TWEEEEEEEEK

craig87: leave him alone

mcdick420: tweek
mcdick420: whats butters doing
mcdick420: tweek
mcdick420: TWEEK

stanmarsh: kyle

gingerbean: yeah, stan? :)

fortnitebitch: bruh moment
fortnitebitch: why can't u be nice to me like that kyle

gingerbean: cause you suck

stanmarsh: kyle, are you with kenny

gingerbean: ew no