The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Oneshots

⭐️ The Zelda Crew: Group Chat

Zelda: Alright, so how do I add people?

*Zelda added Link, Daruk, Urbosa, Revali, and Mipha to new group chat.*

Daruk: huh what is this

Urbosa: Is this the chat thing you were planning to do Princess?

Zelda: Yes, this is called a group chat. I believe this will be the most efficient way for us all to communicate with one another.

Revali: Alright, but why is Link here? He doesn't even speak to us in real life, why would he talk here? Plus, isn't he always with you Princess?

Mipha: Revali, that is not very nice...

Revali: Mipha, you're only saying that because you like him.

Mipha: ...

Daruk: hey this looks like a smiley face
Daruk: :)

Link: :P

Daruk: I LIKE YOUR THINKING LITTLE GUY HAHAHA I ALSO LIKE THESE BIG LETTERS FOR NOW ON I WILL TYPE LIKE THIS

Zelda: Daruk, please don't...

Urbosa: Shaking my head.

Revali: Link, please leave, you're not needed here

Link: >:(

Zelda: Revali, don't be so rude. Link is here for a reason and he will remain here permanently.

Mipha: See? Even the Princess agrees with me

Revali: Ugh whatever.

Daruk: YEAH REVALI STOP BE A PAIN

Revali: Daruk, shut up

Daruk: MAKE ME BIRD BRAIN IM TIRED OF YOU TREATING LINK SO BADLY

Revali: You don't understand how my life is, always being the underdog when I have superior abilities!

Urbosa: Here we go again...

Revali: Growing up as a young Rito was tough for me. I had to crawl my way up to the title of being the the Best archer in the whole village. So don't you dare go saying that he is any better than me!

Zelda: Revali no one said that. And you are all here because I chose you all to be my champions. You all have unique abilities I will need on that battlefield for the day we go against Calamity Ganon. Therefore this group chat is very important to everyone. That is why everyone is here.

Urbosa: Well Said Princess.

Mipha: I agree whole heartedly.

Link: :)

Daruk: NICE PRINCESS :D

Revali: I suppose you have a point.

Zelda: Alright, now that is settled. I recommend only using this chat for dire emergencies. Therefore only message on here if something is wrong.

Zelda: I must be going now. Behave all of you. I'm looking at you Revali.

Daruk: EXPOSED XD

Revali: OH SHUSH!

A/N
Yes I know I'm updating on a day I'm not supposed to but I got hit with some big inspiration. Thank you to April_showers1 for the idea.

Also I forgot to mention, these guys are using their own sheikah slates to message each other. Think of them like cellphones.

Anyway, have an awesome day and stay safe to those in Florida and elsewhere being affected by the hurricane!

:)