⭐️ Group Chat: Emergency #1

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The image is funny so that's why I chose that one :P

Daruk: EMERGENCY I AM BEING ATTACKED

Urbosa: Daruk, please don't tell me this is a false alarm...

Daruk: IF IT WAS I WOULDNT BE HERE TELLING YOU GUYS

Zelda: Alright, let's just calm down, Daruk what is the problem?

Daruk: I AM BEING HAUNTED BY THE SPIRIT OF A DOG

Zelda: A what?

Revali: Hmph, look who's brave now?

Link: :-/

Mipha: Daruk I recommend calming down and perhaps try communicating with the ghost?

Daruk: HOW WILL I DO THAT AHHHHH ITS COMING NEAR ME

Zelda: Hang tight Daruk! Link and I are on our way!

Daruk: WAIT FALSE ALARM IT WAS JUST A BIRD

Zelda: What?

Daruk: SO APPARENTLY THIS LITTLE GUY WAS FLYING AROUND WITH A SHEET ON HIM AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SPIRIT OF A DOG COMING TO HAUNT ME BECAUSE OF MY FEAR OF THEM

Zelda: oh, I see.

Urbosa: It amazes me how brave you can be and how cowardly you can be.

Revali: Truly pathetic.

Daruk: OH SHUT YOUR TRAP BIRDBRAIN

Link: XD

Zelda: Right then, please use this chat for EMERGENCIES only. Thank you.

Daruk: IT WAS AN EMERGENCY I THOUGHT I WASNT GOING TO LIVE TO SEE DAYLIGHT AGAIN

Urbosa: smh

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Why do I keep writing stories about Daruk and his fear of dogs? I'm not sure 🤷‍♀️

(It's pretty damn funny)

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