Jungkook's baby [COMPLETE]

TaTa & Baby.

Jungkook groaned as he rolled over and picked up his phone from the bedside table that was pinging like crazy. Who could possibly want him so urgently at 10pm on sunday night, interrupting his important gaming session.

TaTa:
I hAvE JuSt BeEn InFoRmEd ThAt YoU aRe StEaLiNg LiTtLe Yn FoR YoUrSeLf 
hdhufhewbfubgdasf
The sheer audacity of it I tell you.
And I had to find out through someone else.
What even.
I'm raging.
Beyond mad.
Madder than mad Jungkook.

Jungkook:
Piss off wank stain.
You ruined my game.
I was in the zone.
What are you even going on about?
Wait.
Who told you?

TaTa:
Yoongi did.

Jungkook:
When did he tell you?
You walked home earlier?
Why do ya'll gossip like old women? What the hell..

TaTa:
Well actually, Yoongi knew because he was kissing Ley when Yn said you had at the party.
And Ley told Akano.
Who told Koneko.
Who told Hoseok.
Who phoned me.

Jungkook:
So....

Hoseok told you?
Wait, why does everyone know about this? 
IT ONLY BECAME A THING LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO!!

TaTa:
But is it true?
Are you a sinner?
A thief?
A Criminal?
You're stealing her away?

Jungkook:
Fuck my life Tae, i'm not taking her away.  She's still our little. She's just more...mine than anyone else's. But now that sounds creepy like, she's not a possession, she's still her own person.

TaTa:
Jungkook.
Lover boy.
Bunny.
TiDdY wAnK.  
Shut up.
You've got textive diarrhea.
Chill those digits ma dude.
Did you really kiss her?

Jungkook:
Erghhh can we not do this? Yeah I did. 

TaTa:
And now it's official? 

Jungkook:For fucks sake.
You're not going to drop it are you?
I hate you.
I hope you die in your sleep you cunt muffin.

TaTa: 
You love me. I know it. Either way, look after her or i'll beat you up.

Jungkook:
Sure thing. Like the time you pinched me in year 4 and I punched your arm and you cried for the rest of the day? 

TaTa:
I wAs EmOtIoNaLlY WoUnDeD JuNgKoOk.

Jungkook:
I'm going to sleep. Good night.

And with that he placed his phone on silent and switched the xbox off flopping backwards on his bed as his phone screen lit up illuminating the room and he growled in frustration and exasperation.
"Fuck meeeee. What now?!" He slapped his hand onto the phone as he yanked it towards his face, dropping it so it hit his lip and he laid there not wanting to pick it back up as he groaned.
"What did I do to deserve this? Is this divine punishment because I kissed Yn's who's purer than god's grandchild on it's first birthday playing amongst the flowers. Fucks sake." He cursed picking the phone back up and his heart beat faster as a smile tugged at his lips.

He quickly sat up and unlocked the phone.

Baby:
Jungkook. Why is my phone blowing up?
x

Jungkook:
Because our group of friends can't keep their traps shut?
x

Baby:
I've got Koneko, Hoseok and Akano texting me and Taehyung saying you called him mean names? What's even going on. Tomorrow is going to be so awkward.
Also well done.
x

Jungkook:
Well, they all gossip like old women. 
So our secret, that isn't really a secret is now common knowledge.
Well done for what?
X

Baby:
Tae was mock crying down the phone. 
You legit called him a wank stain?
I won't lie.
I laughed.
And remembering the kisses.
x

Jungkook:
Aye! That's  my girl! 
It was funny right?
But he is a wank stain.
x

Baby:
Focus! 
Do we tell the others?
x

Jungkook:
Don't bother. Jimin's already trying to call me which means they all know as he'll have told eeeeveryone. 
x

Baby:
Okay. How embarrassing.
Can you pick me up in the morning?
I'm not facing that mob alone.
x

Jungkook:
Of course.
It's going to be a day of whistles and cat calls.
How fun....
x

Baby:
Until I cry from the embarrassment.
x

Jungkook:
Yup. 
And then i'll swoop in and save you.
Prince charming.
That's me.
x

Baby:
I'm going to bed before I gag.
Prince wank stain more like.
x

Jungkook:
Ugh. 
Pain.
Wounded.
I forget how savage big Yn can be.
x

Baby:
HAHA.
Goodnight!
x

Jungkook stretched and sank into his bed pulling the duvet over him with a smile on his face. Big Yn was fun but he adored her little. So soft, and small and smooshy and loveable. How she dove from savage to cute in such a split second amazed him. 

He rolled over and fell into a deep sleep, anxious about how Yn's day would go tomorrow. He couldn't give two hoots, they were all their friends, they'd just be having a laugh but little Yn could be sensitive to things like that. He'd have his work cut out with her tomorrow. She'd be upset or moody.

No one wanted a moody little...