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Disney Gluttony Challenge

When Roman boasted that he was going to make a restaurant at Walt Disney World consisting of a variety of dishes from Disney movies that can either be guessed or replicated, no one really thought he was going to succeed. It took many years of saving money, talking to the right people, getting the right resources, and even signing the right paperwork, but he was able to get his restaurant to open at Walt Disney World, especially when he claimed that the House of Mouse likely did something similar to advocate to the diverse array of characters that visit.

When Roman spread the word of the House of Mouse Cafe opening at Disney World, there were a lot of responses that ranged from surprise to proud. Emile and Remy, two gays that knew Roman from art class in high school, we're roaming around Disney World as a special date and Emile suggested checking out the new restaurant. They didn't know what to expect when they entered, but they were slightly surprised when they saw that the interior looked like a condensed version of the House of Mouse. They were greeted by Roman while waiting for a table.

"Welcome to the House of Mo-Emile Picani? Remy Dextrose? Is that you?" Roman said.

Emile chuckled at the reaction.

"Roman Turnover. Long time no see," Remy responded with a smirk.

"So...you actually did it. You brought your restaurant to life," Emile added.

"It took a lot of work, but yes," Roman proclaimed.

Roman brought the two to a table and handed them menus. Emile, obviously, was able to recognize more items than Remy could, from the cuisine of Harryhausen's to the dishes from "Ratatouille" and the cake from "Sleeping Beauty".

"Rosanna has made fabulous desserts in the past, so she can make the ones here no problem," Roman proudly explained the abilities of his coworker.

There was a section of the menu that seemed to intrigue Emile.

"Care to explain the 'Challenges' section?" he asked.

"Well, I added something special for the daring foodies and Disney fans: massive challenge items inspired by the Disney films. Anyone who can complete those under a certain time limit will get their picture on the Wall of Fame."

While Remy was looking over at the empty Wall of Fame, Emile looked over the Challenges section out of curiosity. He saw a giant "bug platter" made of various meats, the identified desserts from when Mickey and Minnie were Hansel and Gretel, piping hot "Pizza Planet", and something that was referred to as "The Emperor's New Meal". He recognized the array of dishes from what Kronk had to make in "Emperor's New Groove". After talking with Remy, who said he would have a Bug Bowl, Emile declared "I'll have 'The Emperor's New Meal'!" proudly at the same time as another man a table away. The pair heard it and they looked over at a man as chipper as Picani sitting with a guy with glasses and a necktie. Picani and the chipper man looked at each other with narrow eyes as the waiters took their orders.

"Ooh, looks like you've got a challenger, Picani. Okay, that's Three Oinkers Wearing Pants, a Plate of Hot Air, Basket of Grandma's Breakfast, and change a bull to a gill."

Roman took the orders, as did the waiter at the other table, and they headed back to the kitchen. The couples were facing each other and the challengers looked like they were trying to intimidate each other.

"You think that guy can take down Patton?" the necktie-wearer asked.

"Oh, trust me, Emile has had his meals in particular ways to keep himself from getting sick!" Remy retorted.

"Well, I never thought I'd be boasting about it, but Patton has skillfully eaten a lot. He's not the kind to back down from food easily!" the necktie-wearer proclaimed.