???: the name is...
Suddenly mario interrupted
Mario: pingis that will see the dark side of my spaghetti noodle!
Mario went in for a punch but the inkling stopped it
???: as I was saying, my name is splattertots
Boopkins: hmm, why does that name sound so familiar?
(Napoleon Dynamite)
Napoleon: Get your own tots ya frickin idiot!
(End)
Boopkins: oh that's why
Splattertots: ok guys I know how to get out of this
(Y\N): how?
Splattertots: well you see that flying thingamabob
Mario looked in the sky and saw the cat in a hat
Mario: no but is see a Thingamagiger (sorry I don't know exactly how to spell it)
Splattertots: ugh! No not that, that
He pointed to a flying pod like thing
Meggy: how will we get up there?
Mario pulled out a rocket launcher and fired it at the Thingamagiger
Mario: hop in!
(Y\N): (whisper) oh my fucking God
All of you hopped in the Thingamagiger and flew towards smg4 and splat Tim
Smg3: I wonder how the battle is doing?
Smg3 looked out the window and saw the Thingamagiger
Mario: your rents do motherfucker
Smg3: holy shit!
The Thingamagiger crashed and fell to the ground
Smg3: your making me do something I did not want to do. Splat Tim!
A pod opened, and splat Tim's dead body fell out
Smg3: shiittt!
(later)
Mario: that should do
Smg3 was hanging from the top of the castle by his underwear
Meggy: nice job every one
Suddenly, a portal opened up and every one that had died in the battle royal was back
Smg4: my ass hurts
Tari: smg4
Tari gave smg4 a big hug
(Y\N): thanks for your help splattertots
Splattertots: no problem, and just call me tots
(Y\N): ok tots
Mario: hey tots how about you stay at the castle with us, peach shouldn't mind
Tots: sure I'd love to
(And it was a happy ending, you be like that's it? No it's not it, it is a clown. Or you may be like were was the big fight against splat Tim? Well he will come back soon enough and even more distorted than normal but till then, lata!
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Meggy x Reader
FanfictionYou were sitting around the castle one day when you meet an inkling (Now human) named Meggy. As the story goes on you and Meggy go on all sorts of adventures and fall in love
