Da Attack of Little Diabetes (There, no "The")

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Little Debbie threw a zebra cake at your face.

Y/N: What is this going to do.

The zebra cake exploded filling you with sugary goodness.

Little Debbie: Feel the Diabetes.

Y/N: Pft, it would take a lot more to give me diabetes.

You punched Little Debbie in the face.

Little Debbie started glitching out and then disintegrated. All the food went to normal.

Y/N: It was only a hologram?

Meggy: Well at least we can get back to our honeymoon.

You both walked to your hotel.

???: Hehe, It's all coming together.

You walked into your hotel room. I was beautiful except for a weird picture of kirmit in a too too doing the sexy pose.

Meggy: Ewww

You walked over to it and turned it around.

Y/N: Much better.

You both sat on the bed and turned on the TV.

TV: You are watching, Jeebus park.

Meggy: Sweet, this is my favorite show.

Y/N: Mine too.

You both watched it for a while.

(Outside)

???: I must find a way to pick them apart from each other so I can commence with my evil plan.

The person pulled out a 3DS and summoned a holograph of Kirmit.

Kirmit: I'm gonna pull a crap out of your ass!

(Back with you)

Meggy: I can't wait till tomorrow.

Y/N: Me too. We better "Sleep" now so it comes sooner.

Meggy: Ok

You both went to "BED"

(At the Mushroom Kingdom)

Smg4: I hope there having a good time.

Tots: Me too.

Mario was playing Mario kart online with some random kid.

Mario: I will beat you punk.

The kid won.

Kid: Oh my god your such a freakin noob.

Mario: Kid how old are you?

Kid: Old enough for, YOUR MOM!!!

Mario raged and broke his switch on smg4's skull.

Smg4: Ow! What the hell Mario!

Mario: You broke my switch! Bitch, you owe me a new switch!

Smg4: How! You slammed it on my head.

Mario: yeah, your head hit it and broke it.

Smg4: Oh my fucking god.     

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