Meggy x Reader

An old friend

You were sitting on the couch watching cooking with Ronald San

(Y\N): ah, I'm glad splat Tim is gone but I really wish I could've kicked his ass

Your phone started to ring. It was unknown

(Y\N): mmm who could  it be

You answered it

???: hey (Y\N), how is it going

(Y\N): wait, Jake?!

Jake: yeah bro

(Y\N): dude it's been frickin forever

Jake: yeah it has

(Y\N): here how about I give you my address and we can meet up

Jake: sure dude what is it?

(One boring minute later)

(Y\N): see ya soon

Smg4: who was that?

(Y\N): oh it was an old friend Jake, we went to school together

Smg4: ooh sweat! I'll invite Bowser to cook

(Y\N): ok, I'll call up meggy

You picked up your phone and speed dialed meggy's number

Meggy: hello?

(Y\N): hey meggy, it's me (Y\N)

Meggy: oh hey (Y\N)what's up?

(Y\N): well I wanted to invite you over to meet an old friend of mine

Meggy: ok I'll be right over...

(Y\N): what's wrong?

???: gimme your fucking money

(One ass whoopin later)

(Y\N): what the hell was that?
:
Meggy: oh just some stupid old man, happens every day.

(Y\N): oh

Meggy: well I'm on my way

(Y\N): ok see you soon

Then there was a knock on the door

(Y\N): what up Jake

Jake: nothing much bro

Then a monkey walked in

(Y\N): da hell?

Jake: oh that's just monks

Monks: hey daddy

(Y\N):...

Jake: he does it to everyone

Smg4: so this must be your friend

Jake: the name is Jake nice to meet you

Smg4: nice to meet you to

Monks slipped by smg4 and ran upstairs

Jake: shit help me catch him

Peach was coming down the stairs when the monkey made her fall

Peach: what is this!

Peach tumbled down the stairs and broke her neck at the bottom

Jake walked in at the wrong time

Jake: sorry bout that it was a...

Peach: you caused this?!

Jake: yah but I'm sorry...

Peach : get out and never come back! And take your dip shit monkey with you!

Jake: yes!

Jake walked down to the main room with his head down.

(Y\N): what's wrong couldn't find him?

Jake: no, I don't think I made a good first impression with the princess

(Y\N): I'm sure she will forgive you eventually, she is bitch but somewhere she has to have a kind  heart

Jake: yeah but there's no room left in that kind heart for me. I think I'll head home. See yah.

(Y\N): see yah.

Tots: ah, it feels good to relax and read a book

Then monks walked in

Tots: is that a monkey!? I must be high

Tots fainted on the ground.  Monks started picking his nose.

Smg4: I can't believe peach was that harsh on him

(Y\N): yeah

The door bell rang and meggy walked in

Meggy: hey bois, what's wrong?

(Y\N): well my friend that I called you over to meet got kicked out by peach for bringing his pet monkey in

Monks ran down the stairs

Monks: boogers taste good

Smg4: ok then

Meggy walked over to you and gave you a hug

Meggy: it's ok

You started to blush a little,  smg4 noticed and started to smile

Smg4:- they sure look good together

Bowser: who is ready for my specialty,  fried tater tots?!

Everyone: me!

(Thanks for reading this far, at first when I was writing this I was like I wonder if I'll ever get over one hundred reads and now, I have over one hundred on my first chapter! Thank you!
Anyways lata!)