80. PROMise

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Aight so i'mma be real with you. Your prom date is cute and all but he's dumber than a plumber who slumbers on lumber, okay? His name is Jimin and he's your 18th cousin 149 times removed.

The only reason you're taking him to prom and not your hot sauce boyfriend PD is because your mom promised you $13 if you took him. You know how many packets of Ramen noodles you can buy with $13? Like... a LOT! Don't judge.

Regardless, your 42 packets of Ramen are sitting at home, happily resting in your walk-in Ramen noodle closet while you are stuck at prom with Jimmie-Got-No-Jams. 

He actually only knows 3 words. Lovely, lovely and lovely. The rest is all gibberish. Someone told you it was actually something called Korean but you'd never heard of that before so you were pretty sure they were just making that up to make him feel better. 

Now he's just sitting there like this watching all the pretty people dancing and you're not really sure what to do with him. Every time you asked him if he wanted to dance he said, " Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely, Lovely."

So you kinda just gave up at one point and walked off to go take a shit. When you returned, he was still saying, "Lovely!!"

 When you returned, he was still saying, "Lovely!!"

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