[9] Auburn

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Kati | Italics
Teal | Bold
Auburn | Bold-italics

[Incoming call from morningscreecher🌼]

Were you okay last night?

Woah!! Hey, Morning Screecher. Most people say "Hello" when they start a call.

Okay, I'm SORRY. Hello, were you okay last night?

Damn. Well, I was okay. Thank you for caring.

You didn't SOUND okay.

Princess, princess, princess, I'm fine, I promise.

You sure, moron?

Frankly, I'm hurt, princess.

Yeah, well. I was worried. You sounded upset.

WHERE THE HELL IS MY BAG?

Oh. Crap. Um. Princess, this is gonna be a bit loud.

W-what?? What's going on?

AUBURN I'M ON THE PHONE, YOU DIRTBAG, CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

What the shit...

I'M IN A RUSH, I NEED MY BAG MAN, WHERE IS IT?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW? AND CAN YOU PLEASE COME UP INSTEAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO SCREAM AT YOU?

Oh.. kay...

Auby, I don't know where your bag is.

I swear, Tee, I- Oh wait it's in the kitchen, isn't it?

Auburn, you idiot.

Shut it. Anyways, who're you on the phone with?

Someone, and DON'T-

Hey.

U-um. Hi!

I'm Auburn. You are?

Kati. Kati Lopéz. Nice to meet you, Auburn. You're his sister?

Yeah. You're his girlfriend?

OH MY GOD, AUBURN!

*laughter* no, no, no, I'm not. He doesn't even know my name yet. I don't know his either, but we both refuse to tell each other.

Huh. Nice. So what does he call you then?

Princess.

*growl* Boy, you are so cheesy, I swear I'm gonna destroy you.

AUBURN, GET OUT OF MY ROOM!

Hmph. Bye, girl! I'll talk to you soon, mate.

Bye!!!

Princess, do NOT talk to her.

*laughter* I like your sister. She's funny. So... T, huh? Your name has a T in it.

Gods... cheater. I need to know a letter in your name too, then.

Fine... You can get an A.

Angela? Athena? Avery? Ava? Angel? Ariminthia?

Ariminthia?! I'm not a 60 year old grandmother, okay, your majesty?

bye, bye, Grandma!


[Call Disconnected]
*growling*

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