Osomatsu-san Oneshots (Book 3)

A Secret Friend (Vampire! Osomatsu x Child! reader)

For CryptOfDrawings
The reader is 10 years old.

I was curled up in bed playing with my stuffed wolf's ears. I let out a sad sigh and hug the plush to my chest. Why was I sad? Well I was kind of alone in school. It's not my fault though. I'm a shy, quiet child. Though I did have one friend I can only see him at night...Wait. I turn on my side to see it was dark out.

I perk up and peek out the window to see if I could see him. I open the window to get a better look. When I look out he pops up causing me to jump back startled with a squeak. "Hi y/n. Sorry for scaring you." He says and I smile "It's okay. Hi Osomatsu." I say with a smile as he enters my room. "How was school?" He asks and I look down with a sigh. "It was okay but I'm still alone." I say and he hums before opening his arms.

"Come here." He says and I crawl over to sit on his lap before hugging him tightly. He hums and pets my head "it's okay. I promise that you'll get friends. I mean you're a sweet girl." He says and I smile before looking up at him. "I have a question." I say and he hums "What's it like being a vampire?" I ask and he hums before smiling. "Welll it sucks that I can't be out in the sun but it's pretty cool that I can turn into a bat." He says and I perk up

"That does sound cool. I wish I could be a vampire." I say with a pout and he hums "No you don't. You may think that turning into a bat is cool but down sides kind of overpower that." He says and I hum "Well for one, drinking blood Two, not going into the sun and three, being immortal. Though being immortal may sound cool...it's not." He says and I hum before hugging him.

"and you're too young for all that." He says as he rubs my back. I look up at him and glance away shyly "How about when I'm older then?" I ask and he hums "if I'm too young right now..maybe when I'm older?" I suggest and he stares at me surprised before smiling. "You little-Come here you!" I squeal and laugh as he tickles my sides. "Hehe! Osomatsu stop! That tickles!" I laugh and fall back with a series of laughs.

He chuckles and moves to blow raspberries onto my belly. I squeak softly and laugh as tears prick the corners of my eyes. When he finally ceases the tickling I pant softly with a few giggles. He lifts me back up and hugs me "If you really want to be a vampire you'll have to wait till you're older, okay?" He asks and I nod with a smile before hugging him.

Osomatsu was my only friend but he was the best.

I mean who else can say that they have a real vampire as their best friend.