Osomatsu-san Oneshots (Book 3)

Osomatsu NSFW Alphabet

A= Aftercare (What is he like after sex)

Funny enough after sex Osomatsu becomes clingy. He'll pull you close to him and hug you tightly. Once he pulls you into that hug he has no intention of letting go.

B= Body Part (What's his favorite part)

He really loves your ass. No matter how much he is asked to stop he can't stop himself from squeezing and/fondling your ass.

C= Cum (Where do they like to cum)

When he has the chance he loves to cum on your face. He loves how erotic it makes you look. Though if your face isn't an option he likes to cum onto your stomach or chest.

D= Dirty Secret

After you do it while you are distracted with catching your breath he'll sometimes take pictures of you. It's why he doesn't let people borrow his phone. Especially you.

E= Experience

As far as personal experience he has none but from all the porn he's seen he at least knows what he's doing.

F= Favorite Positions

He loves to have you ride him especially since you don't argue.

G= Goofy (Funny or Serious)

He's pretty silly during sex. He'll crack a few jokes but only because he loves to hear you laugh.

H= Hot Spots (A place that stimulates them/drives them crazy)

Interestingly enough it's when you kiss his neck. If you want to drive him crazy just simply start kissing up and down his neck.

I= Intimacy

Let's be honest he is not the most romantic guy but he has other ways of showing his love.

J= Jacks Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

When he jacks off he likes to use those pictures of you as material to get himself off. The one problem is that he always makes a mess and a few times he has came onto his phone. Though he just shrugs it off and cleans up his mess the best he can.

K= Kinks

He has a major kink for being dominated by you. It turns him on to see you take control over him.

L= Location

He honestly prefers keeping it in the bedroom or at least in the house. He wouldn't want to risk doing it in public and have others see you in such a state.

M= Motivation (What gets them into the mood)

A lot of things you do can put him in the mood but what really gets him going is when you're making out and you start to grind against. Though the final straw would be when you nip at his ear.

N= NO (things he won't do)

Hair pulling. He did it once and stopped when you whimpered in pain. Now even if you say it's okay he doesn't want to do it because he doesn't want to accidentally hurt you again.

O= Oral Preference (Giving or Receiving)

He does love your blowjobs but he absolutely loves to eat you out. He loves everything about it. Your soft moans, your squirming, when you grip his hair, and the taste. Oh he loves the taste so much.

P= Pace (Rough and fast or Slow and sensual)

He's actually pretty slow and sensual. Only picking up the pace when you ask for it.

Q= Quickie

He likes them but prefers to take his time and take the time to really take in how cute you are.

R= Risk

He doesn't really like taking risks when it comes to sex.

S= Stamina

At most he can last two rounds.

T= Toys

Handcuffs. He is the one to be handcuffed but he doesn't complain. His only complaint is that he can't touch you.

U= Unfair (How do they tease you)

He loves to tease you until you're begging for him to fuck you. He's a big tease and he knows it.

V= Volume

He is pretty quiet during it only letting out small moans and groans but when he cums.

He. Is. Loud.

W= Wild Card

When he becomes pent up he has no patience. The more pent up he is the more hasty he becomes. Like when it was your birthday and he hadn't had release for a while. Towards the end of the party you were getting your friends, including his brothers, to leave. But he stayed behind not that you minded.

When you went to the kitchen to put something away he followed. When entered the kitchen however he immediately went to make out with you before proceeding to fuck you on the kitchen floor.

Soo don't let him become too pent up unless you want him to pounce on you.

X= X-Ray (How do they look naked)

He has an average body and he has a chubby belly. Same goes for his dick, an average size with some thickness.

Y= Yearning (How is their sex drive)

Slightly above average

Z= Zzz (how quick do they fall asleep)

As soon as you are wrapped in his arms he falls asleep. He doesn't fall asleep until he has you in his arms.