Osomatsu-san Oneshots (Book 3)

Distractions 🍋(Itchy Pinefield x Gamer! Male! reader) Lemon

For Crankymatsu

I was sitting in my gaming chair playing on my pc. I was currently playing GTA 5 with a online friend. I let out a laugh as I drive like a mad man on the sidewalk. I ended up running over one of my friends. "Oh my- Y/n! What the fuck dude!" He yells and I laugh "Sorry Mark, didn't see you there." I say as I guide my character out of the car before having him shoot my friend.

"I also didn't see you there." I say with a smug smirk and he screams dramatically "You bastard! You have killed me for the final time! Now I'm going to kill you!" He shouts into the mic and I pull my headset off as my ears ring for a second. "Only way to do that is if you find me" I say teasingly before getting back in my car. I race off and hum as I feel a tap on my shoulder.

I turn my head to see my boyfriend. "Hey Itchy, What's up babe?" I ask and he hums as he tilts his head towards our bed. "Not right now. I'm in the middle of a game." I say and he narrows his eyes before tugging on the sleeve of my shirt. I sigh and turn my head to kiss him softly. "Give me 5 more minutes." I say before turning back the game. "Found ya!" Mark yells and I chuckle before making my character drive faster to escape him. "Now you have to catch me!" I shout before Mark and I start a race.

I was so invested in my game that I didn't see Itchy crawl under my desk. However I did feel it when he lays a hand over my crotch. I glance down at him to see him with that devious smirk. I huff softly but stood my ground and kept playing my game. I ignore him as he rubs my dick through my bottoms, I ignore him as he pulls my bottoms down and I ignore him when he starts to stroke my exposed dick.

What I couldn't ignore was him placing my dick into his mouth.

My breath hitches and I bite my lip as he slowly bobs his head. I moan softly and blush as I could feel myself getting hard. "What was that y/n?" Mark asks and I held back a groan as Itchy grazes his teeth along my shaft. "No-Nothing. I just stretched a bit." I say and narrow my eyes down at Itchy. He smirks and pushes down to the hilt, swirling his tongue around my shaft.

I moan softly and grip his hair "Uh Mark I'm gonna have to log off." I say with strained breath as Itchy bobs his head faster. I bite my lip to hold a moan back. "Huh? Why?" He asks and my breath hitches as Itchy runs his tongue along the tip of my dick. "I'm not feeling well right now." I say as I stare down at Itchy as he starts to deep throat me.

"Oh okay. I'll talk to you later." He says and I have an affirmative hum before logging out of GTA. I remove my headset and place it on the desk before I grip onto Itchy's head. I lean back in my chair with a moan as he goes faster while pumping the base. I gasp as pressure builds up in my loins. I tilt my head back with a moan "Oh~ Oh Itchy~ I'm gonna cum~" I moan and he hums before pulling up to suck on the tip.

I bite my lip before I push his head down with a loud moan as I arch my back. "Oh~ I'm cumming~" I moan with a grunt as I came into his mouth. He hums and shuts his eyes as he takes my cum down his throat. I drop my hands with soft pants and tremble as he pulls away. I blush as my dick still stood erect and throbbing. He hums and traces a finger up the length of my dick before he stood up.

"Now do you want to?" He asks as he leans down and I gulp before nodding. He smirks before kissing me and I wrap my arms around his neck. He hums and stood up with me in his arms. I kick my bottoms off my ankle and he walks over to our bed where he pins me down. I hum and run my fingers through his hair. He pulls away and I blush as he pulls my shirt off.

He smiles down at me before placing his fingers in his mouth and after a bit he reaches his hand down to push two fingers into my asshole. I moan softly and bite my lip as he pumps his fingers. I moan and buck against his hand. I bite my lip with moan as he pumps, twirls, and curls his finger. I shudder as he scissors his fingers inside me, stretching me out.