Another one......even though someone did comment "update" 😂 - pimp
"Damn bitch, she tryna press charges?" I nodded sighing, I was surprised my hair wasn't falling out cause I was stressed like a motherfucker.
"Yes....and I don't wanna go back to jail for no motherfucking body. I'm done with that shit, and Lexi bitch ass wanna talk about bringing the law into the shit. Bitches needa learn they fuckin place, maybe they wouldn't be getting they shit done in. I'm cutting off Midnight too cause he comes with way too many bitches, and I'm not fighting the whole entire female population. I'm done with that shit." I ranted on and on while pacing back and fourth in the living room.
"Has Jamie called you back?" I shook my head cause that bitch had fired me. I was the best hairstylist in that salon so it was her lost. I was starting to reconsider and rethink about my decisions and stop fighting people cause I was getting into so much trouble.
"Fuck that bitch, I think she was low key feeling night too cause I saw her commenting under his pictures a couple of time. Ol' dirty ass."
"Crusty, sloppy built ass." I said before we both started crackling.
"You silly hoe, but what's the move. We both ain't doing shit. You need to get your mind off these hoes and relax."
"I knowww....I needa blunt." I said biting my nails and she slapped me hands away from my mouth.
"Stop that shit, but you know who I'm finna get it from."
"Yeah yeah, I needa talk to him too cause I spazzsd on him the other day....wit' his hoe ass." "He thinks he's the boss of me like I wanna do my own shit too."
"Shit then he can bring chop and we can chill. Y'all niggas got a lot of making up to do. What he say about you working at the club."
"That was the whole reason why he was there cause he called me talking about wea you at? " I tried my hardest to deepen my voice so I could sound like him. "My stupid ass lied and said I was home but he was outside the building."
"Damn you coulda said you was with me or something, I swear you can't lie to save your life."
"Because, I don't like to lie so when I do I lie I don't know how to do it."
" shit fucking with these New York niggss, you goin learn." "Ight he said he finna be on his way, so go ahead and shave the coochie." She looked at me before winking at me and I pushed her almost knocking her off the couch cause she was petty as hell.
"Bitch you pushing me like I'm Night's other bitch." She said crackling tryna be funny and I mocked her laugh until she stopped laughing. "Bitch you fucking childish."
"Wonder who I get it from, and clean up this mess. Your mans coming." I told her and she smiled at me as she got up grabbing the bag of hot chips that was on our coffee table as well as her Arizona sweet tea.
"You mean OUR." She corrected me and I shook my head.
"No because did you see the way he way he was yelling at me. I thought I was goin' get my ass snatched." I said rolling my eyes thinking about last night. I couldn't describe how horrible it was because it was so bad.
"Y'all like cats and dogs, always fussin. Y'all be right back, as ususal."
"finna be back to hearing your loud ass moans." She said with a smirk and I pushed her off my shoulders, causing both of us to laugh.
"Cassie I don't even plan on fucking him, thank you very much." She tooted her lips before pushing her long braids to the back and pretended to zip her mouth.
