Awwwww snap here we go gettin’ it done! Woooo!!!!
Ok so look at me keeping my promises (no need to applaud I get it, I’m amazing :P)
So here’s the rest of the chapters….i’ve decided I’m gonna try and upload on weekends now kay? Kay.
Chapter 9 part 2
Rylie’s POV
I raced into the bathroom just in time, because as soon as I got to the sink the tears poured down freely. “what the hell” I thought to myself, ‘what the hell is this falling from my eyeballs. Who the pigtoes gave my tearducts permission to shed liquid, I sure as hell didn’t. this is so stupid, why am I crying, we’re not even dating,he didn’t do anything wrong.”
“you’re crying because you’re sad, because you love him”
“well duh, please tell me something I don’t know….wait, wait a flipping second please tell me I am not talking to myself . well I suppose it had to happen sooner or later, the cliché of the girl who could obviously talk to anyone but before she gets a chance a taste of helpless depression decides to help her go crazy on top of it all. Well since you’re here, why don’t you tell me what I should do, oh and come up with a name for your self.” I said aloud.
“hey I resent that you’re calling me cliché, I am a unique individual”
“well actually since you’re me, than you’re not an individual, I am”
“listen lady, do you want my help or not?”
“ok ok, what do ya got, I’ll take anything at this point”
“I say you go with you’re original thought and hook up with that shmexy and delicious Jacob you met backstage, you know you want to see the kind of abs he’s packing.”
“SURPRISE! The inner me’s a slut, didn’t see that coming with al these pent up hormones from pining over Jason.”
“oh no, no more thinking about Jason like that, he’s your best friend, get over it.”
“yeah yeah, okay what do you call yourself?”
“I’ll let you come up with that”
“slut and a bitch, wow you are really racking up points with me.” Just then, Julia walked into the room scowling.
“oooh Brian just really gets on my nerves,, I mean I have a delicious boyfriend who is both smarter and more manly than him, why the hell would he think I want to touch him in any way or vice….” She stopped as she finally got a look at my tear streaked face. “Rylie, what the flub luffin hell happened. Did Jason do something, omigod were you raped!!! I’LL SKIN HIM AND FEED HI TO HIS PARENTS!!”
“bwahahahaha Julia, why is it that our first reaction is always that I got raped, I’m not that helpless. I just, I’m kind of tired of falling into the wrong holes, you know, I mean I have yet to fall down one that leads me to Johnny Depp as mad hatter, I just keep getting stuck in mud. And now I’m talking to a nameless voice in my head.” I strted crying again, but now they’re just “I am seriously disturbed” tears.
“aww rywie” Julia cooed as she held my head securely to her shoulder, but since she’s like two inches shorter than me it was a little more than awkwardly place and was thus non-comfy (yes non-comfy I think uncomfortable should only be used when you are un comfying something and since this did not start off comfy it is non-comfy) oh good lord I am turining either more or just as ridiculous as Julia, these years have been like training. How long have I been like this?
“um Julia?” I asked cautiously sometimes when you wake her from her rare somber moods (like sleep) is like poking a grizzly in the ear while you fondle their nostrils during their hibernation. O man, see what I mean, random ass shit is like flopping out of my mouth beyond ungracefully.
“oh I’m sorry, is this non-comfy”
“oh no, well yea” she let go and looked into my eyes with her big ones, aw my bestie’s so cute when she’s not killing people! “well since when have I been this random”
“oh my dear, well your Jason and I have been wondering when you’d realize you were metamorphosing into a mini me”
“how long?” I asked afraid for the answer.
“about a year. It’s pretty great actually we are so on the same page now it’s awesome we confuse everyone together now”
“well hell”
“hahaha come on rye bread, I am still hungry time for round three on the brownie sundaes”
“three!?!” how the hell does she do it.
‘it’s been a long ass day, like I am just so fradonculously hungry today maybe I’m preggers”
“omigod Julia!! For reals?”
no you silly sausage, for one im like on my red dot today and two I am still the proud owner of my v card.”
“aw Adam’s so sweet for waiting for you”
“waiting for me?, oh honey no, I am waiting for his pure honey ass”
“Julia!” I said and slapped her arm. We just laughed together. I know she’s joking but a par of me is telling me that it’s kinda true. That girl, she’s just too crazy.
Jason’s POV
As I walked out of the game room, Audrey still trailing behind me, I noticed Rylie and Julia laughing, why is she so beautiful. I need to get rid of Audrey.
“Hey Brian, have you met Audrey?” her eyes bulged out as she saw him, ea I thought she’d go for the more bad boy look, the girls usually do. Except for Rylie, I could always count on her to not go for the cliché bad boys who would only break her heart in the end. Since we were kids I always warned her if she did I wouldn’t be there t pick up the pieces of her broken carcass. Of course we both knew I would, I’d do anything for her, but she heeded my warnings and always went for guys like me. It always kept the hope alive, that she might one day fall for me. That’s why I need to tell her, in fat I thik I might ust go talk to her now. But as I was walking up to her I saw Jacob Hill waltz through the doors like he was freaking Jesus, leaving me standing. Pift whatever, I don’t need to be worried, it’s not like he knows Rylie. But like an invitation for disaster, I almost stopped breathing when he stopped behind her and whispered something to her so only she could hear.
Rylie’s POV
I was talking to Julia when all of the sudden I felt someone’s breath in my neck.
Cliff hanger!!!! Woot woot, ok so about this voice in her head.
Any suggestions, it’s ok if you don’t have them I have a bank of crazy ideas from my friend but it’d be cool if I could get some from you guys, my little readers. I wanna name my ans like Lady Gaga did, her “Little Monsters” lol like maybe my “Dandy Daisies” or “Groovy Gremlins” we’ll see anyway Thanks for reading and again sorry for the wait. J
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Living the Dream: A Celebrity Boyfriend is Every Girl's Dream Right? How About 2
ComédieA girl (Riley) is in love with her best guy friend, (Jason) and while he's on a american idol type show they're relationship as just friends is questioned and tested. Meanwhile, the celebrity "it" boy (Jacob) has his sights set on her heart, and li...
