#7.5: The Hage Boyz

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Joe: *spawns in Ryuuga's house* I thought there was a spawn point.

Ryuuga: You prefer to spawn on Abbacchio's home or in your cousin's giant home?

Joe: Fair enough. My stack of iron?

Ryuuga: First you have a task. Go place this on Ichigo's doorstep and pay attention to the mic. *tosses Joe ten TNT a a pressure plate*

Joe: Is this legal?

Ryuuga: Hikaru made up the rules.

Joe: Ok. *traps Ichigo's home* Ok what now?

Ryuuga: We wait.

Joe: Ok.

Ichigo: *walks into his house and explodes* ....what? Who did this?

Ryuuga: I wonder who.

Ichigo: *loud noise warning* OH MY RYUUGADUDEICANNOTDUDEOHMYFAVIYAFBHWDCVAGKAFWHBVODWQCBHDCWQVGCWBHLICFWQ YOU'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR SHIT AND ICANNOTPLAYWITHOUONMYLOBBYRIGHTDUDEOHMWUTIHCBPDSAHBABHLFAFVBHFVJ *loud knocking sounds followed by loud rage sounds*

Ryuuga: We call him scrubQc when he's not looking because he shouts in rage as if he was hit with a Speed 2 potion. Me and Taira are on a competition to see who can troll Ichigo the most.

Taira: *gets to Ichigo's house* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE STOLE MY TROLL!

Ryuuga: Too bad he doesn't knows I have a slave.

Joe: What?

Ryuuga: What? Now we move on to the serious business. Did you ever heard of Ryuugacoin?


Renji: *feeding animals* No thing shall harm you, my beautiful creatures. Now frick, frick to your heart's content, populate this desolated infinite Minecraft world.

Akira: *stops by* Hey Renji, survey time! Was I a bad King?

Renji: *looks at Akira* *equips Diamond Sword* STAY AWAY FROM MY ANIMALS YOU WORTHLESS KING! *chases after him*

Akira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EMON HELP! *runs*

Emon: *farming for Exp* I'm too busy now, I'm not used to swords that aren't katanas.

Akira: AHHHH SOMEONE HELP!

Renji: *strike strike strike*

Akira: AHH- *dies*

Renji: You had wheat. I'll take your loot now. *steals Akira's loot*

Akira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DIAMOND SWORD! FRICK FRICK FRICK!


Kaido: *building a replica of his yacht* I ran out of quartz.

Ryuuga: *walks from behind a tree* Well then this is your lucky day! Have you ever heard of Ryuugacoin?

Kaido: What?

Ryuuga: It's a very new trendy way of exchanging currency. You see, you give me or my partner Joe twenty diamonds and we'll give you a Ryuugacoin. The Ryuugacoin only goes up in value and you can use it to buy more quartz for your beautiful and astonishing yacht on the shops at Hage City.

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