Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Soul

#59: Beginning of Fall

"The moon is high in the sky, the night is dark, the stars are spread out across the always expanding cosmos in perfect harmony and the outside is cold while this house is all comfy and shit... All the preparations are met for the ultimate event of the generation!" Joe exclaimed, looking at the night's sky from the living room's window.

"Last time I heard those words, you burned a good chunk of money in a 3D model on a screen. How about you start saving up the money you get from tutoring history and working at Co.? Maybe then we can actually buy the good stuff at the supermarket instead of relying on my paychecks." Ryuuga suggested, standing in front of a large pot on the stove with a black apron around him. 

"Yeah, yeah, just get on with making dinner while I enjoy my free time." Joe puted, tossing himself onto the couch. "Through the power of amazing technology, I have connected the special V-Tuber streaming app on my phone with the TV and will now witness greatness pop up on my TV! Get ready for the descent of one of our kin! A fellow degnerate who has us question her true gender despite the giant badonkas on display!"

"...god has been dead for a very long time." Ryuuga muttering, staring at his cousin with a hopeless stare. "Why did Ryuzaki actually go and invest on a virtual artist streaming app, maybe he could have invested in making decks that don't need promos to live or die." He sighed and stirred the content of the pot. "Go get Hikaru in like five or so minutes, the curry's almost finished."

"Hai, hai. Now! Three! Two! One! Let's go!" Excitedly, Joe turned on the television and the stream began.

The black screen turned into an office room where a 3D model of a girl sat behind a desk appeared. The model of the girl had white hair that reached the end of her neck, bangs that covered her forever and a red headband with a green jewel in the center, covered in golden details, and emerald eyes; she wore a white shirt with a red tie that had another green jewel in its center, a red and grey high waisted pleated skirt that began right under her large breasts and went all the way to her knees, black tights and golden boots.

"Huh, she kinda looks as if Perfect Raizer got turned into an anime girl and has some really good thighs- No, I'm not jumping into that rabbit hole, I'm not losing like Abbacchio did!" Ryuuga exclaimed, slapping himself twice.

"You don't know how to live, loser! Now shut up, it's Kagayaki Reiza appreciation time!"

"Kagayaki... Reiza... So Shiny Reiza? That sounds familiar." Ryuuga muttered.

"Alright my fellow weebs, let's not waste time with introductions, it's a beautiful tuesday evening, meaning it's time for Reiza's Lewd Fanart Appreciation stream!"

"Are you for real?!" Ryuuga asked, peeking into the living room. "Holy shit, she's actually reviewing porn of herself!"

"Ryuzaki's app is so great for the single fact it allows lewd content to be shown meaning the artist can review their lewds! Such man of revolution, he's the greatest!"

"Yooooo a fellow weeb just sent me some good cash for a big tiddy anime figure. Hey JoeMoney, I'll get one of the good ones in your sake. Appreciate the sauce, my guy."

"She has a really tomboyish way of talk- JoeMoney?! Did you waste money on her again?!" Ryuuga asked. "Unbelieveable! Dammit, just go get Hikaru for us to have dinner!"

"You don't get to judge my life choices, only my parents and Alan can do it!" Joe exclaimed, passing the stream from the television back to his phone and walking out of the house.

With his eyes fixated on the stream playing in his phone, Joe barged onto the apartment next to his and Ryuuga's, previously used by Kaido and Emma, but now where Hikaru lived because of them returning to GEN. He walked into the living room, where Hikaru had set up a desk with his computer.