"I'm thinking about buying a PS20." Kaido commented, looking through the quest board on the Team Hanabi office.
"Oh yeah? Why's that?" Ryuuga asked, looking away due to being focused on the crossword book he tried to fill out on his desk.
"Good games, good remakes, I think SMT V is finally about to come out and I'll pay it with ease WITH ALL THE MONEY I'LL BE MAKING OFF THOSE TWO BRINGING RANDOM ROBOTS HERE, WHAT IS THAT?!" Kaido exclaimed, looking back at the table in the office and pointing at the duo of Masato and Gin.
Masato and Gin, sitted on the couch, where tinkering with a machine that stood on top of the table. It was what was left of a 3D printer, with a metal spike mashed with a piston attached to the tip of where the material of the printer would come out from. Under the spike was a simple bowl of lettuce and cherry tomatoes.
"Big metal piston spike." Masato answered with a single shrug.
"Big metal piston spike?" Ryuuga inquired.
"Big metal piston spike." Gin nodded.
"What the hell is a big metal piston spike doing in the office?! And attached to my old 3D printer aswell?!"
"Today, I take my stand against the filthy little balls of shit that fall into my salad!" Masato declared, jumping onto the couch. "With my engineering and Gin's brilliant programming, I've built a machine able to free my fresh salads of stupid red balls!"
"Some people like tomatoes, y'know." Ryuuga deadpanned.
"And some parents like not vacinating their kids. Gin, activate the machine!" Masato commanded.
"Sir yes sir!" Gin replied, smashing the keys of the keyboard that rested on his lap.
Thanks to the camera installed alongside the spike, and Gin's program, the machine was able to pinpoint what were tomatoes and what wasn't, so when it tracked one down, it moved the metal spike until it was over it and then triggered the piston, making the spike blast down and stab the tomato, then return to it's original place.
"IT'S ALIVE! ALIIIIIIIIVE!" Masato laughed.
The metal spike kept moving and the piston was triggered once again, firing the spike down, though this time, it didn't went just through the poor tomato. It went clean through the tomato, bowl and even the table, causing the whole table to crack and then break, which startled Masato and lead to him fall on the ground behind the couch.
"You fucking idiots." Kaido sighed.
"Kaido, we need a table." Gin spoke up.
"You want me to buy it? Hell no, this is your crap so uncrap yourselves!"
"Man, if I was married to the amazing Kaido-sama and broke a table, I sure would think my husbando was good enough to buy a new one. Don't you think so too, Gin my old pal?" Masato asked.
"I just happen to do, Masato my old friend."
"You fucking- Already get your shit, we're going to Ikea. Fuckers." Kaido grumbled as he left the office.
"Meatballs, meatballs, meatballs!" Ryuuga, Gin and Masato cheered as they followed their friend out of the office.
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Soul
RandomFive months after the finale of Spiral Terra, Ryuuga finds himself having issues between his life as the new King of the Heiwa Royalty and everything else, despite knowing he must balance everything for Heiwa's sake. Everything changes when a person...