Ryuzaki: We're still in the air somehow. *puts on his golden tuxedo* Welcome to Ryuzaki's monthly screentime, I'm your host, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, still getting cucked by a pair of european weebs.
Inu: I'm your sound guy Inu Blaze, still getting dissed because of his name.
Maverick: I am the man of the holy word, father Maverick Ichinose.
Payic: I have boobs.
Ryuzaki: That's all that matters. This week's special guests are the three other kings of the Tokyo's Finest. Please give a warm welcome to-
Taira: *throws himself into the couch* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryuzaki: And-
Tenma: *appears on the couch* I won't remember your names for a while.
Ryuzaki: And Homura Saki! Where the hell is she?
Maverick: *sweating at the cameras* Huh, Ryuzaki, get the paycheck...
Ryuzaki: Why?
Homura: *kicking the balls of the security guards* YOU ARE ALL GRAVEL!
Akira: *in the audience* HIT MY BALLS, HOMURAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Homura: *entering the studio* I am best girl Homura Saki, here to cringe at Akira's filthy being and ball break stuff.
Inu: *plays Ballbreaker by AC/DC*
Akira: *gets up* HIT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kaminari: *sitting by his side* Freaking masochist.
Homura: *throws a rock that hits Kaminari's balls*
Kaminari: *heavy wheeze*
Akira: *looks down on Kamiarai* You get everything I desire....
Ryuzaki: Yeah so these three weirdos are my guests. Loud fuck Taira, stealthy fuck Tenma and ballbreaking fuck Homura. But I can't diss Homura or else the covers for this story end since Cookie protects her. And it's understandable.
Homura: *chills best girl status*
Aijou: *prepares the karate chops* It wasnt enough she had orange hair and good boobs like me but now she's also trying to steal my best girl status?! MUST GET RID OF HER!
Ryuzaki: Let's start this round of who can get fucked faster. Not sponsered by Hentaihub.
Q) To Hikaru-
I put Drill the Dual behind Battledore, did I dissapoint you? TwT
Hikaru: I don't even know what those are anymore, NG is now an expensive clan because it's good TwT
Ichigo: And I lose to Egordiel.
Renji: I lost to Aqua Force, I got the bigger damnation.
Hikaru: RENJI THE WORD-
Renji: Oh go suck a cock.
Hikaru: That's what a certain pink haired girl did. *winkwonk*
Strelzia: *waves Hikaru flag in thr audience* BEST BOY HIKARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Q) To Homura-
I wuff chu, I will follow your ways~!
Homura: I wuff chu too. Now get ready, for my ways aren't as easy as they seem. First, get an heavy boot, and then, BREAK THE BALLS OF EVERY MALE AROUND YOU!
Akira: I wish she broke my balls.
Kaminari: *wheezing at the rock in his nuts* yOu ReAlLy DoNt
Bruno: She's the reason I stopped thinking about aesthetics at 2AM.
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Cardfight!! Vanguard: Spiral Soul
RandomFive months after the finale of Spiral Terra, Ryuuga finds himself having issues between his life as the new King of the Heiwa Royalty and everything else, despite knowing he must balance everything for Heiwa's sake. Everything changes when a person...
