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Me: h e h e h e h e h e h e

Errororoorr: -thinks: oh shiz whats she gonna do now?-

Me: h e h e h e h e h e




















Im such a bad influence ;w;

Errororoorr: da feck wemen

Me: my parents disowned me



































In bitlife

Erroororor: why

Me: cuz i ship Gradient and Bluescreen

Errororor: who is they?

Me: h e h e h e h e

Errorororoorororor: wait----

Me: yOu GoNnA gEt GrAnDcHiLdReN

Errrororooroor: T^T mE aNd InK aRen'T tOgEtHeR fEcKiNg PiG pIe

Ink blob: that can be arranged~~~~ U3U

Errorrorooror: o-o -sonic runs away-

Me: -on walkie talkie- we have an escapee

Walkie talkie: okay over

Nootmare: -fecking poof outta no where- whos le escapee

Me: mR.wIgGlY sTrInGs

Nootmare: -le gasp-

Ink blob: TwT i have no love-

Me: nO iNk, I wIlL mAkE eRrOrInK hApPeN

Ink blob: tank you

Me: >:o










Yourgonnashootmewithatankaftereverythingimdoingforyou!??!?!?youungratfullittlebitchimabitchslapyousohardthatyougonnaflyintotomorroworevenyesterdaybecausethatmakessence -battle screech-

Ink blob: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT--

Me: -murderererererererers Ink-

Nootmare: gud job -high fives-

Me: thank you -high fives back-

-they chase down le escapee-

Erroroorororoor: gO aWaY yOu UnCuLtUrEd SwInE--

Me: who tf taught you to say that-

Erroroororor: killer-

Me: -yeets to killer- buh bye you uncultured swine -kills killer-

Nootmare: -sips tea-









And thats the tea~

?: skskkskskskskksksksksk

Me: O^O wait--

Nootnare: it cant be-

Me: it's a birb-

Nootmare: ITS A PLANE-

Both: NO ITS DOGMAN THE VSCO GIRL

Dogman the vsco girl: >:) skksksksk

Me: mY eYeS-

Nootmare: ._.



















MY EYE-

Me: AHHHHHHHH-














-Tps away with nootmare-

Nootmare: whew

Me: peace at last-

??: skskskkskskskskk

???: SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING













sWiPeR nO sWiPiNg

Me: OH NO DORA NEEDS OUR HELP

Nootmare: wE'rE cOmInG dOrA

Dora: HELP

Boots: o-o

Me: DORA WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??

Dora: SWIPER IS TRYING STEAL MY SHIPPING POWER!!!!¡!¡¡!

Me: OH NO- BITCHES- I MEAN AMIGOS, CAN YOU HELP US STOP SWIPER?!?!?!? ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS; SWIPER NO SWIPING OKAY!?!??

You no matter what: -nods-

Everyone: SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!

You: -whipsers: Creeper-

Swiper: AWWWH MAYN

You: -silently jamming to revenge-

Me: GOOD JOB AMIGOS WE STOPPED SWIPER

Nootmare: -intense nod-

Dora: i don't get why it didnt work the first time!?

Me: Dora, Dora, Dora... its because













YOU DIDN'T YOU A COMA DID YOU EVEN ACTUALLY TAKE ENGLISH CLASS?!?!?!??!?!?

Dora: AHHHHHHHHHHH THE EXPOSURE IS TO MUCH-











-Dora dies from exposure-

Me: g o o d--

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