Me: h e h e h e h e h e h e
Errororoorr: -thinks: oh shiz whats she gonna do now?-
Me: h e h e h e h e h e
Im such a bad influence ;w;
Errororoorr: da feck wemen
Me: my parents disowned me
In bitlife
Erroororor: why
Me: cuz i ship Gradient and Bluescreen
Errororor: who is they?
Me: h e h e h e h e
Errorororoorororor: wait----
Me: yOu GoNnA gEt GrAnDcHiLdReN
Errrororooroor: T^T mE aNd InK aRen'T tOgEtHeR fEcKiNg PiG pIe
Ink blob: that can be arranged~~~~ U3U
Errorrorooror: o-o -sonic runs away-
Me: -on walkie talkie- we have an escapee
Walkie talkie: okay over
Nootmare: -fecking poof outta no where- whos le escapee
Me: mR.wIgGlY sTrInGs
Nootmare: -le gasp-
Ink blob: TwT i have no love-
Me: nO iNk, I wIlL mAkE eRrOrInK hApPeN
Ink blob: tank you
Me: >:o
Yourgonnashootmewithatankaftereverythingimdoingforyou!??!?!?youungratfullittlebitchimabitchslapyousohardthatyougonnaflyintotomorroworevenyesterdaybecausethatmakessence -battle screech-
Ink blob: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT--
Me: -murderererererererers Ink-
Nootmare: gud job -high fives-
Me: thank you -high fives back-
-they chase down le escapee-
Erroroorororoor: gO aWaY yOu UnCuLtUrEd SwInE--
Me: who tf taught you to say that-
Erroroororor: killer-
Me: -yeets to killer- buh bye you uncultured swine -kills killer-
Nootmare: -sips tea-
And thats the tea~
?: skskkskskskskksksksksk
Me: O^O wait--
Nootnare: it cant be-
Me: it's a birb-
Nootmare: ITS A PLANE-
Both: NO ITS DOGMAN THE VSCO GIRL
Dogman the vsco girl: >:) skksksksk
Me: mY eYeS-
Nootmare: ._.
MY EYE-
Me: AHHHHHHHH-
-Tps away with nootmare-
Nootmare: whew
Me: peace at last-
??: skskskkskskskskk
???: SWIPER NO SWIPING SWIPER NO SWIPING
sWiPeR nO sWiPiNg
Me: OH NO DORA NEEDS OUR HELP
Nootmare: wE'rE cOmInG dOrA
Dora: HELP
Boots: o-o
Me: DORA WHAT HAPPENED?!?!??
Dora: SWIPER IS TRYING STEAL MY SHIPPING POWER!!!!¡!¡¡!
Me: OH NO- BITCHES- I MEAN AMIGOS, CAN YOU HELP US STOP SWIPER?!?!?!? ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS; SWIPER NO SWIPING OKAY!?!??
You no matter what: -nods-
Everyone: SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING, SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!
You: -whipsers: Creeper-
Swiper: AWWWH MAYN
You: -silently jamming to revenge-
Me: GOOD JOB AMIGOS WE STOPPED SWIPER
Nootmare: -intense nod-
Dora: i don't get why it didnt work the first time!?
Me: Dora, Dora, Dora... its because
YOU DIDN'T YOU A COMA DID YOU EVEN ACTUALLY TAKE ENGLISH CLASS?!?!?!??!?!?
Dora: AHHHHHHHHHHH THE EXPOSURE IS TO MUCH-
-Dora dies from exposure-
Me: g o o d--
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/197718890-288-k70639.jpg)