Me: -looking at amount of reads- AHHHHHHHHHHH
Meow: BEJEEBUS, WTH
Me: IM SOOOOO HAPPYYY
Weirdo: WHY?
Me: CUZ
My friends: -.-
Me: humans are my new favourite animal-
Dummie: humans aren't animals -.-
Smartphone: Technically-
Everyone: SHUT UP
Smartphone: -flips em off-
Me: UwU
Weirdo: UwU
Meow: -looks at me- stop being addicted to wattpad-.-
Me: BITCH- I AM ON IT UNDER 10 MINUTES AT SCHOOL, AND YOU ALL SAY I SPEND WAY TO MUCH TIME ON WATTPAD>:I
Weirdo: i kinda do have to back her up on that one
Meow: thats only because yiu hang out with eachother all the time
Me&Weirdo: -offended noise-
Me: 1st of all, you guys never get mad when smartphone hangs out with -insert name- alone>:I
Weirdo: 2nd of all, WE TRY TO HANG OUT WITH YOU BUT YOU GUYS DONT LET US>:(((
-timeskip-
Me: hihigiigigihigigiigigigiidjshdbiwisjwbsjsodnbejsudifjfn
Dummie: i hate you
-meanwhile at a birthdayparty-
Me: IM DRUNK OF SUGAR-
Smartphone: I SWEAR I SAW YOUR PUPILS WIDEN
Me: THAT HAPPENS
Everyone: MY LITTLE PONY, SKINNY AND BONEY-
Other people: -calling cops-
