Me: rEe3eEeeEEeNootmare: wtf
Me: sHuT uP mOtHeR-
Booberryyyyy: FATHER!
Windows explorer: BROTHER!
Powder: SISTER!
King crossy:): AUNT!
Fruit Loops: UNCLE!
Nootmare: Cousin.
Me: fukk yes- anyways ya'll hear bout the Coronavirus?
Windows explorer: yeah, everyone buying toilet paper and we're running out ;-;
Me: honestly i feel like thats the scariest part of this virus, i'm to young to actually like get it (for me it would only be like a worse than normal cold) so its not that scary to me:/
Windows explorer: says the person that got freaked out when they drank from the water fountain and went to go get hand sanitizer-
Me: listen here- my friends dad told her to and when she said it it sounded creepy. Plus theres like a fricking rumour about every fricking water fountain-
Windows explorer: like what-
Me: one time there was a rumour about a kid that peed in the fountain.
Windows explorer: HOLY-
Booberry: cow
King crossy:): WHERE???
-unholy time skip brought to you by me washing my hands frantically for 57 hrs straight-
Me: You kmow that coronavirus?
Windows Explorer: Yeah we taked about it like four days ago -.-
Me: Now its spoopy
Windows Explorer: Why..?
Me: SOMEONE CLOSE TO MY TOWN WAS PERFECTLY HEALTHY THEN HE GOT A COLD AND WENT TO THE HOSPITAL IT WAS THE CORONAVIRUS AND WITHEN THE NEXT 3 HRS HE WAS DEAD-
Windows explorer: -slowly teleporting millions of soap bottles and toilet paper rolls into the mansion-
Me: we be going on lock down tonight folks.
Windows explorer: anything else..?
Me: so i have a teacher and i think she hates me and we're supposed to do a health project with a partner and my mom and dad are saying that we're going into isolation so i cant meet up with my partner rEe3eEeEEe3eE3ee3
Windows explorer: haha l o o o o s e r -
Me: :(
And i cant find my charger:(
Windows explorer: -U-