Me: such a creative and original titleNootmare: -Throws juice box at me-
Me: OW-
Windows Explorer: How tf did that hurt bitch-
Me: -yeets juice box at Error-
Windows Explorer: O W
Me: THATS HOW.
Windows explorer: I GONNA KILL YOU.
Me:
Nootmare: O-O
Windows explorer: Fuck her, lets go summon Dora
Dora: HAYYYY MI AMIGOS LONG TIME NO SEE
Everyone: D O R A ! : D
Dora: Everybody loves me UvU anyways we continuing rap battles now.
Ink blob: Whos next?? :0
Dora: uH Nootmare and BLUEBERRY
Booberry: I'M BEING USED IN A CHAPTER?? :00
Dora: -Pats Booberry- Yez child.
Windows explorer: Why can't authir be more like Dora?
Me: -Bursts through 4th wall- FIGHT ME BITCH
Dora: AUTHOR SHUT UP WE HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF THE SANSES!
NIGHTMARE VS BLUEBERRY
BEGIN!
Nightmare: i'm awesome and ur
Spaghetti.
King crossy:): -eating popcorn and wearing 3D glasses-
Blue: >:0
Dora: OHHH I dont know how your gonna come back from that one bro
Blue: OH PLEASE, NONE OF THESE ARE RAPS. I'M GONNA SHOW YA'LL WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE. BARS.
-EPIC RAP MUSIC BEGIN-
(Lmao this sucks so dont actually take it seirously cuz i cant write raps XD)
You're an octo-man, you probably kidnap people in an octo-van. I may not be good at rapping but you're not roasting, no one here is toasting so you shouldn't have come out here boasting. You're trash to be honest you're acting kinda rash. You have the guts to attack me here on my stage, on my throne? Sorry to upset you but i own this crown so get ready to bow down.
bOoM
Dora: O-O
Me: -looking at Nightmare as he is slowly burned by all of Blues roasts-
THIS
BOY
IS
ON
FIREEEEEEE~~~~~
Dora: -claps- aNyWaYs WHO WON? WHOS NEXT? YOUUU DECIDE.
Me: SHUT UP DORA -Slaps Dora in le face-
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Nootmare: -sipping juice- I hope you guys enjoyed i guess
Dream machine: B R O T H E R
YOU HAVE TO BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC WHEN SAYING THAT.
Nootmare: okay jesus fine
6
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6Dream machine: OKAY NOW RESTART!
Nootmare: I hope you bitches all enjoyed this mother fucking awful chapter WOOOHOOOO!!!
-Slap noise-